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Topic: QUALITIES OF A GOOD WIFE
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Wed 09/24/14 08:04 PM

Ok.. the qualities of a good wife..
. now that the drugs have worn off..lol....
.. puts her children first..
puts herself second...
. puts her job third...
. puts her household forth..
. puts her friends 5th..
.. puts down the phone..lol..
.. put on lingerie from time to time..
... makes a nice romantic meal from time to time...
. does not mind if I join her in a candle lit bubble bath....
. expects an evening out and flowers on her birthday and anniversary....
.. paint her toenails.... Oky why her toenails... simple if a woman takes time.. to look after and paint her toenails... chances are she looks after the rest her self...
.. give me a shoulder massage.. without me having to beg for one...
... allows me to look after the vehicles and the yard work...
. knocks before she comes into my shop...lol...
.. when getting a cold beer for herself.
she asked if I would like one too..mmm..
.. prepares the food.. but expect me to barbecue it.....
.... likes it when I slap her on her behind.....yesssss..
... when I send her a romantic but sexy text.. does not reply with I'm busy right now...lmao..
....... and she puts me on her list somewhere... preferably not the bottom....
Ohhh.. speaking of the bottom..
.. likes to straddle...lol..
... I could keep going forever..
. but I need to take a breather...:angel:
....


Sorry WRONG!

Husband comes first above everything else.laugh

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Wed 09/24/14 08:09 PM
..hmmm... canned response..
.... no way your husband could come first.... at least I prefer if you come first...ohhhh.. Snapple did I just say that....lmao... Weezy you're so easy..
.... your mama your mama.. I hear her calling for you.... Weezy... com. put your sweater on before you catch a cold.....

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Wed 09/24/14 08:29 PM
Edited by fleta_n_mach on Wed 09/24/14 08:41 PM

..hmmm... canned response..
.... no way your husband could come first.... at least I prefer if you come first...ohhhh.. Snapple did I just say that....lmao... Weezy you're so easy..
.... your mama your mama.. I hear her calling for you.... Weezy... com. put your sweater on before you catch a cold.....


puuuuuuurrrittty pleeeeuuuuuzeee. prettypeas

yup. Mama taught me and I taught my daughter too.
Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag

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Wed 09/24/14 08:52 PM
Hmmmm... what are you really trying to say..lol..:smile:

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Wed 09/24/14 08:53 PM
Don't marry a man who is immature.laugh

no1phD's photo
Wed 09/24/14 09:29 PM
.. most excellent advice....
...:angel:

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 09/24/14 09:39 PM
bjs

Argo's photo
Thu 09/25/14 04:50 AM
a good listener...

Segbo15's photo
Mon 10/06/14 01:39 PM

Don't marry a man who is immature.laugh

But you can make him understand you.

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Mon 10/06/14 01:44 PM


Don't marry a man who is immature.laugh

But you can make him understand you.

Wrong, he should understand you from the word go or its wrong.
There's no making anyone do anything, not if you want it to work anyway.

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Mon 10/06/14 02:36 PM
.. qualities of a good wife..
as my great grandpa used to say..
. to be seen !!.but not heard from..:banana: ..slaphead

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Mon 10/06/14 04:28 PM
A good wife:
.. put on lingerie from time to time..
... makes a nice romantic meal from time to time...
. does not mind if I join her in a candle lit bubble bath....
. expects an evening out and flowers on her birthday and anniversary....
.. paint her toenails.... Oky why her toenails... simple if a woman takes time.. to look after and paint her toenails... chances are she looks after the rest her self...
.. give me a shoulder massage.. without me having to beg for one...
... allows me to look after the vehicles and the yard work...
. knocks before she comes into my shop...lol...
.. when getting a cold beer for herself.
she asked if I would like one too..mmm..
.. prepares the food.. but expect me to barbecue it.....
.... likes it when I slap her on her behind.....yesssss..
... when I send her a romantic but sexy text.. does not reply with I'm busy right now...lmao..
....... and she puts me on her list somewhere... preferably not the bottom....
Ohhh.. speaking of the bottom..
.. likes to straddle...lol..


And she does all that, because she knows her hubby:
.. Loves her to death, like she does him,
.. respects her
.. treats her as an equal
.. is proud of her and appreciates her and all she does for him
.. is fine with her needing 'alone time' and 'girl time'
.. helps out with chores in and around the house
.. Knows she's usually right and he's mostly wrong * chuckle *
..and ... slaps her behind ... yessssss!!! :tongue: ... and sends her romantic, sexy texts blushing
occasionally gets her a nice, sweet pressie (doesn't need to be expensive ... it's the thought that counts ... )
.. and on these rare occasions she happens to be wrong ... doesn't fear sleeping on the couch, he has the b*||s to tell her ... and of course a good wife doesn't throw a wobbler ..

If you got this guy's phone nr, please send it to me!

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Mon 10/06/14 04:29 PM
Hmmn.. everything except the right and wrong part..lol.. you got that wrong..laugh flowerforyou

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Mon 10/06/14 04:32 PM

Hmmn.. everything except the right and wrong part..lol.. you got that wrong..laugh flowerforyou

Haha, I beg to differ :tongue:

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Mon 10/06/14 04:33 PM
.. begging hmmm.. on my knees pretty please... I don't mind begging from time to time... if it keeps her happy..lol...

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Mon 10/06/14 04:40 PM
There is no exact 50/50 in a relationship.

A good wife, should be an equal.
A good wife, should be treated as an equal.

Unless, of course, the person in the husband role is a dumb*ss.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Mon 10/06/14 04:41 PM

.. begging hmmm.. on my knees pretty please... I don't mind begging from time to time... if it keeps her happy..lol...

I put my foot in that one, didn't I, lol.
Begging .. yes ... can be intriguing ... but I'm a strong woman ... I may need some convincing ... :angel:

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Mon 10/06/14 05:19 PM
Edited by fleta_n_mach on Mon 10/06/14 05:47 PM

.. begging hmmm.. on my knees pretty please... I don't mind begging from time to time... if it keeps her happy..lol...


You misunderstood I suppose, I used to raise pretty peafowl. Peacocks. Play on old username. You say, pretty please an awful lot. I notice.

Still say husband comes first.


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