Topic: What do women want??
bashajones's photo
Wed 10/01/14 07:26 PM



(Test test)
Heres you mac and Cheese Ms


Not that kind of mac and cheese.....laugh

Lol..Exactly! Your consistent for sure, no curve balls or blue balls..lol that one sliped.

So it went like this:

Hers your mac n cheese Ms..just as you ordered. ."THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT".
...But you love 'em this way"? .."That was last week" I want the coloured macaroni"
"But the coloured pasta is not out in mac n cheese yet" EXACTLY!!!


Actually, it wasn't cheezy enough...hehe....tongue2

no photo
Wed 10/01/14 07:42 PM
dill pickle chips and funyuns. pitchfork

m3k4y's photo
Wed 10/01/14 07:45 PM
I want to pet the op's dinosaur..lol

green407's photo
Thu 10/02/14 03:27 AM

I want to pet the op's dinosaur..lol

can't have him, he's all mine ;)

ridewytepony's photo
Thu 10/02/14 06:59 AM






Question: "What do women want?"
.
My weener.
bigsmile

why yours, why not mine??

Sure why not yours too..its called choices
Woman smile at you..or me, dont be confused
to think they like you...they like men.
Some have seen more �ockends than weekends.
About making the large in Grimshaw.
Again..choices. there is no place that booms like Alberta in North America.
If everyone has money then why would money make a difference? It wouldn't unless you had nun, you know what is like to have Nun?





:laughing: yo..hiiii((((RIDE)))))):laughing: :angel: waving

Oh good...between your scarry Halloween mask and my piss poor attitude I think we scared them all off. Good we can talk now.
What was that you say its not a mask...
*screams like Maccaulay Calkin in "Home alone" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
{{{Sherrie}}}:laughing: me been silly,
Hope your well girl:heart:


My sweet cute funny friend((((Ride)))))
I remember everyone used to say Pony..and I would
always think Ride....fits...
You know..like look at that ride!:thumbsup:
Or..Can I get a Ride?(thumbs out)..winking


Well?..well..some days I would say no..others hanging on..
I am happy and blessed everyday I wake;))
The mask...shhhhh...I can wear my real face..it's close to Halloweenlove
I even get to clean the basement..without looking suspicious:tongue:

OK...My Ride is here..gotta go.:laughing:


:heart: flowers waving :angel:

{{Sherrie}}
The mask..lol I am also blessed.."n that's what she said"
"Ride" eh .. I usually say it in a different context

'Cuz there are 50 ways to Ride my lever
'Cuz there are 50 ways to Ride my lever

Take it in the back Max
Ride me on the stairs Clair
With leather N lace Graaace
And slide on my face

'Cuz there are 50 ways to Ride my lever
'Cuz there are 50 ways to Ride my lever

Ride me in the duff muff
Make a big slam Ann
No need to discuuuuuss muuuch
Just put me on my back pat
and set my Pony free

'Cuz there are 50 ways to love my lever
'Cuz there are 50 ways to love my lever

Its a little hairy Sherrie
A little skin off your knees Leis
Bend on the treeeeee leeeeigh
then set the Pony free
Cuz there are 50 ways to ride my level

Just tell me the truth Ruth
are we making juice
Just spin on the swing and sing
Don't worry about a thing
Ok..take it on the chin Lynn and then we can beggin.

Cuz there's 50 ways to love my lever

Pony is just a metaphor for a DICKson
so when they call me Pony there are calling
me mames :cry: lol

Names were changed to protect the innocent.



bashajones's photo
Thu 10/02/14 09:05 AM




Exactly. I'm pretty sure I can't have a pet pterodactyl. And I really want one.....sad

you wanted a BJ, you only get one request. waving lol


Ha!...waving

I can have as many requests as I want...:tongue:

I also want: A new black Beijo classic purse. A turkey sandwich with tons of mayo. To see the movie "Neighbors" or "Godzilla". A foot massage. A no-limit credit card. To live near the Mall of America. I want to visit every country in Europe. I want a sexy boss. I want a pink flying pony. An extra room in my house that I can turn into a library. A red Fiat......to be cont.


cont....I want to be the Ruler of the Universe, and I want a bowl of macaroni and cheese.


cont....fat-free delicious lasagna. Hell, woman wanna eat anything they want and not gain weight. A man who can cook...and clean. Cute plaid leggings for my cute new boots. :banana:

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 10/02/14 09:13 AM
Cook, clean, cry.....but kick azz when necessary right?

bashajones's photo
Thu 10/02/14 09:18 AM





Exactly. I'm pretty sure I can't have a pet pterodactyl. And I really want one.....sad

you wanted a BJ, you only get one request. waving lol


Ha!...waving

I can have as many requests as I want...:tongue:

I also want: A new black Beijo classic purse. A turkey sandwich with tons of mayo. To see the movie "Neighbors" or "Godzilla". A foot massage. A no-limit credit card. To live near the Mall of America. I want to visit every country in Europe. I want a sexy boss. I want a pink flying pony. An extra room in my house that I can turn into a library. A red Fiat......to be cont.


cont....I want to be the Ruler of the Universe, and I want a bowl of macaroni and cheese.


cont....fat-free delicious lasagna. Hell, woman wanna eat anything they want and not gain weight. A man who can cook...and clean. Cute plaid leggings for my cute new boots. :banana:


Oh yeah. And floating candles in my bathtub...happy

bashajones's photo
Thu 10/02/14 09:18 AM

Cook, clean, cry.....but kick azz when necessary right?


You are correct.....tongue2

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 10/02/14 09:37 AM
Ok....Yah...and the shoes and other stuff toowhoa

the_mysterious's photo
Thu 10/02/14 09:40 AM
you want credit card simply :p

the_mysterious's photo
Thu 10/02/14 09:41 AM
hey peeps!1laugh

green407's photo
Thu 10/02/14 12:47 PM
Edited by green407 on Thu 10/02/14 12:49 PM



Question: "What do women want?"
.
My weener.
bigsmile

why yours, why not mine??

Sure why not yours too..its called choices
Woman smile at you..or me, dont be confused
to think they like you...they like men.
Some have seen more �ockends than weekends.
About making the large in Grimshaw.
Again..choices. there is no place that booms like Alberta in North America.
If everyone has money then why would money make a difference? It wouldn't unless you had nun, you know what is like to have Nun?





Yes I know whats it's like to have no money, and I know what it's like to have an abundance too. but it never made a difference.

Cook, clean, cry.....but kick azz when necessary right?


I do cook , I do clean, I even do my own laundry, last time I cried is when my grandmother passed, haven't needed to kick azz for a while.

green407's photo
Thu 10/02/14 12:52 PM

I have a picture of myself and my boys in drum standing underneath the..T Rex... I really like the museum there... and the landscape...drinker

drinks

valtheponytail35's photo
Thu 10/02/14 01:57 PM

To make you scream like a girl .. Lmao :-)


Oh no, not you too.
I knew a girl like that. scared

valtheponytail35's photo
Thu 10/02/14 02:00 PM

Soo. if his wiener! is made out of beef and chicken beaks...
... what's in my . Ukrainian sausage..:angel:


You mean the one that can shoot down airplanes?

angel68111's photo
Thu 10/02/14 05:26 PM
What I think is important is for a man to be himself to be honest about himself then a relationship can build on these foundations. As a woman I find it very hard to understand why a man will lie yes woman so it too but why a man would lie just to keep that woman love is meant to be happy about sharing emotions feelings so a woman wants to feel loved feel happy and have that trust cos with out these there is no relationship.

bashajones's photo
Thu 10/02/14 09:50 PM
Edited by bashajones on Thu 10/02/14 09:51 PM






Exactly. I'm pretty sure I can't have a pet pterodactyl. And I really want one.....sad

you wanted a BJ, you only get one request. waving lol


Ha!...waving

I can have as many requests as I want...:tongue:

I also want: A new black Beijo classic purse. A turkey sandwich with tons of mayo. To see the movie "Neighbors" or "Godzilla". A foot massage. A no-limit credit card. To live near the Mall of America. I want to visit every country in Europe. I want a sexy boss. I want a pink flying pony. An extra room in my house that I can turn into a library. A red Fiat......to be cont.


cont....I want to be the Ruler of the Universe, and I want a bowl of macaroni and cheese.


cont....fat-free delicious lasagna. Hell, woman wanna eat anything they want and not gain weight. A man who can cook...and clean. Cute plaid leggings for my cute new boots. :banana:


Oh yeah. And floating candles in my bathtub...happy


cont.....a mailman that doesn't hit on me...noway

no photo
Thu 10/02/14 10:42 PM
Whatever you think we want...only that's not it.

no1phD's photo
Thu 10/02/14 11:09 PM
women want your emotional support. they want you to be supportive of them..
. they want you to be strong..
. but not a brute...
thay want you to be sensitive..
but not girly sensitive..lol..
. they want you to give 110 percent..
. because they give 120 percent...
. they want you to be considerate and passionate..
. Thay want to know you're listening to their words.. and not just looking at their chest..
. but they do want you to look at their chest.. and. tell them that they look beautiful to you... and that they mean everything to you... and that there is nothing that you would not do...
.. no mountain you would not move.
no ocean you would not swim across.
.. no dragon that you would not Slay..
.. if it would only merely brighten their day.... they want to feel the tenderness of your smile.. the warmth of your hand... as your fingers intertwine with theirs...
. they want to know you care...
.. but what do I know..:angel:

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