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Topic: A Woman's Touch
navygirl's photo
Sun 11/02/14 04:57 PM

Sure, I consider myself somewhat a Renaissance man, grabbing organic vegetables at the local farmer's market, but it 's usually only the woman who thinks to buy flowers for the dining table that night.

I try to dress well, but it's usually the woman who knows that "teal" compliments my eyes.????? Who knew?

I keep a clean bathroom, but it's usually the woman who picks out that doyley (sp?) which makes even the commode "feel like home'.

Ladies.....after we pick up the beer bottles, clear the poker/cigar stench, and do a little light dusting........What can we do to make you comfortable in our homes for your first time?


Let me use his power tools. bigsmile

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Sun 11/02/14 04:59 PM
hahahahaha, no matter what topic is started .. it all gets very sexy very soon ..
Can't remember it being this bad before ... we must all be in dire need ..

greeneyes1463's photo
Mon 11/03/14 09:25 AM
Edited by greeneyes1463 on Mon 11/03/14 09:29 AM
tongue2 You can make women more comfortable by NOT jumping their bones as soon as they get there lol

bashajones's photo
Mon 11/03/14 09:40 AM

looks up briefly ..well continuing To put away .The fold upmassage table starts taking the leather whips and mouse traps off of the wall. .puts his spare ball gag in a drawer...folds up his latex jumpsuit !puts it neatly in a suitcase along with !handcuffs...how much time do I have! I need to get the cordless screw gun out, and take down the sex swings....:angel:


Trying to catch a mouse?...:tongue:

Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 11/04/14 09:30 AM
Well anyway....I promise to remove the dishes before I pee in the sink.

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Tue 11/04/14 11:19 AM
do you use a stool to reach the sink???:wink:

Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 11/04/14 11:46 AM
Yes.....the plumbing does the rest.

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Tue 11/04/14 11:50 AM
thinking using the toilet would be easier...but hey it's your house....:wink:

jrt210369's photo
Tue 11/04/14 12:20 PM

tongue2 You can make women more comfortable by NOT jumping their bones as soon as they get there lol


how about when the door actually closes...is that still too soon?

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 11/05/14 11:53 AM
Just invested in scented candles...the fresh scent of UNstale beer.

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