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Edited by
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"Instant Replay"
Monday morning meeting, she chairs it It really pizzed me off when they hired her Window dressing, first impressions count That office should have been mine!  She had the look they wanted and a fresh attitude Newly divorced and hot to the touch She kept things cool with steel blue eyes and a high, tight azz My blood flow escalated every time I looked at her Thank God for the mahogany conference table And my double pleated Armani slacks!  Conditioned air ensured employee alertness And held our attention By accentuating her high points Excuse me, could you run that by me again?  The other employees call her "Icy", but they don't Three weeks in, she assigned seating Said we needed better group interaction in order to "Meet our goals"  The only goal I can think about meeting involves my post A grassy field And the roar of the crowd when I tackle her...  She fumbles, I recover, Run the ball a full 74 yards And score!  I hate Mondays with a ******* passion!!  �   |
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Edited by
messi_is_a_tim_1888
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"Instant Replay" Monday morning meeting, she chairs it It really pizzed me off when they hired her Window dressing, first impressions count That office should have been mine! She had the look they wanted and a fresh attitude Newly divorced and hot to the touch She kept things cool with steel blue eyes and a high, tight azz My blood flow escalated every time I looked at her Thank God for the mahogany conference table And my double pleated Armani slacks! Conditioned air ensured employee alertness And held our attention By accentuating her high points Excuse me, could you run that by me again? The other employees call her "Icy", but they don't Three weeks in, she assigned seating Said we needed better group interaction in order to "Meet our goals" The only goal I can think about meeting involves my post A grassy field And the roar of the crowd when I tackle her... She fumbles, I recover, Run the ball a full 74 yards And score! I hate Mondays with a ******* passion!! � |
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I think I have the same comment to this poem as I did to the last one.
"boing" Is it normal to laugh and be aroused at the same time? kinda like "fine and dandy" great write Leigh. How do you no this $hit? I mean, been a female and all.I guess us dummies are just that dam obvious. I wasn't obvious was I ? and if so what part ? how do you no this? Maybe you just have a vivid imagination?  cuz the real ones you received are probably dead by now. well I guess they were dead the day they were cliped. I did get them fresh from the graveyard but customs held them up for two weeks. Next time I will take a picture of what they looked like when I sent them.srry about that. Glad you and your mother are safe and well from the ice storm  I sent more flowers again last week,expect them sometime early this comming week.They have cleared customs. They were beautiful! Love Pony |
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Edited by
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"Instant Replay" Monday morning meeting, she chairs it It really pizzed me off when they hired her Window dressing, first impressions count That office should have been mine! She had the look they wanted and a fresh attitude Newly divorced and hot to the touch She kept things cool with steel blue eyes and a high, tight azz My blood flow escalated every time I looked at her Thank God for the mahogany conference table And my double pleated Armani slacks! Conditioned air ensured employee alertness And held our attention By accentuating her high points Excuse me, could you run that by me again? The other employees call her "Icy", but they don't Three weeks in, she assigned seating Said we needed better group interaction in order to "Meet our goals" The only goal I can think about meeting involves my post A grassy field And the roar of the crowd when I tackle her... She fumbles, I recover, Run the ball a full 74 yards And score! I hate Mondays with a ******* passion!! �  Nice to see ya. just to tired to be on much lately. I did read your carrot joke. lmao Here is one my. Dad told me years ago. Obviously from across the miles. *Man at the bus stop with no legs and the driver pulls up, opens the door and says "how ya gettin' on mate? |
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"Instant Replay" Monday morning meeting, she chairs it It really pizzed me off when they hired her Window dressing, first impressions count That office should have been mine! She had the look they wanted and a fresh attitude Newly divorced and hot to the touch She kept things cool with steel blue eyes and a high, tight azz My blood flow escalated every time I looked at her Thank God for the mahogany conference table And my double pleated Armani slacks! Conditioned air ensured employee alertness And held our attention By accentuating her high points Excuse me, could you run that by me again? The other employees call her "Icy", but they don't Three weeks in, she assigned seating Said we needed better group interaction in order to "Meet our goals" The only goal I can think about meeting involves my post A grassy field And the roar of the crowd when I tackle her... She fumbles, I recover, Run the ball a full 74 yards And score! I hate Mondays with a ******* passion!! � TY Messi!!!....  I'm glad you likey!... ...Kisses to the wee one and hugs to your missus!
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I think I have the same comment to this poem as I did to the last one. "boing" Is it normal to laugh and be aroused at the same time? kinda like "fine and dandy" great write Leigh. How do you no this $hit? I mean, been a female and all.I guess us dummies are just that dam obvious. I wasn't obvious was I ? and if so what part ? how do you no this? Maybe you just have a vivid imagination? cuz the real ones you received are probably dead by now. well I guess they were dead the day they were cliped. I did get them fresh from the graveyard but customs held them up for two weeks. Next time I will take a picture of what they looked like when I sent them.srry about that. Glad you and your mother are safe and well from the ice storm I sent more flowers again last week,expect them sometime early this comming week.They have cleared customs. They were beautiful! Love Pony  Merci...Danke...Gracias...!!!....(((((Pony)))))...I'm practicing for when we make our great escape!  You serious!!!???!!!!...I'm not getting recycled ones this time??...You're the best Studley Sunshine Muffin!! Thank you for reading my poem babe!
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"Instant Replay" Monday morning meeting, she chairs it It really pizzed me off when they hired her Window dressing, first impressions count That office should have been mine! She had the look they wanted and a fresh attitude Newly divorced and hot to the touch She kept things cool with steel blue eyes and a high, tight azz My blood flow escalated every time I looked at her Thank God for the mahogany conference table And my double pleated Armani slacks! Conditioned air ensured employee alertness And held our attention By accentuating her high points Excuse me, could you run that by me again? The other employees call her "Icy", but they don't Three weeks in, she assigned seating Said we needed better group interaction in order to "Meet our goals" The only goal I can think about meeting involves my post A grassy field And the roar of the crowd when I tackle her... She fumbles, I recover, Run the ball a full 74 yards And score! I hate Mondays with a ******* passion!! � Nice to see ya. just to tired to be on much lately. I did read your carrot joke. lmao Here is one my. Dad told me years ago. Obviously from across the miles. *Man at the bus stop with no legs and the driver pulls up, opens the door and says "how ya gettin' on mate? 
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"Instant Replay" Monday morning meeting, she chairs it It really pizzed me off when they hired her Window dressing, first impressions count That office should have been mine! She had the look they wanted and a fresh attitude Newly divorced and hot to the touch She kept things cool with steel blue eyes and a high, tight azz My blood flow escalated every time I looked at her Thank God for the mahogany conference table And my double pleated Armani slacks! Conditioned air ensured employee alertness And held our attention By accentuating her high points Excuse me, could you run that by me again? The other employees call her "Icy", but they don't Three weeks in, she assigned seating Said we needed better group interaction in order to "Meet our goals" The only goal I can think about meeting involves my post A grassy field And the roar of the crowd when I tackle her... She fumbles, I recover, Run the ball a full 74 yards And score! I hate Mondays with a ******* passion!! � TY Messi!!!.... I'm glad you likey!... ...Kisses to the wee one and hugs to your missus! 
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I think I have the same comment to this poem as I did to the last one. "boing" Is it normal to laugh and be aroused at the same time? kinda like "fine and dandy" great write Leigh. How do you no this $hit? I mean, been a female and all.I guess us dummies are just that dam obvious. I wasn't obvious was I ? and if so what part ? how do you no this? Maybe you just have a vivid imagination? cuz the real ones you received are probably dead by now. well I guess they were dead the day they were cliped. I did get them fresh from the graveyard but customs held them up for two weeks. Next time I will take a picture of what they looked like when I sent them.srry about that. Glad you and your mother are safe and well from the ice storm I sent more flowers again last week,expect them sometime early this comming week.They have cleared customs. They were beautiful! Love Pony Merci...Danke...Gracias...!!!....(((((Pony)))))...I'm practicing for when we make our great escape! You serious!!!???!!!!...I'm not getting recycled ones this time??...You're the best Studley Sunshine Muffin!! Thank you for reading my poem babe! "You serious!!!???!!!!." Well they are not really recycled.Just think of it like a 'middleman' or a delivery service. its the same really. They pick them up from the flower shop and put them down on the grass and drive away and I get them to you. 'They' can't enjoy them,You are the one that taught me/us that life is for the living babe. I just hope I don't get charged for sending 'dead flower' through the US mail... |
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I think I have the same comment to this poem as I did to the last one. "boing" Is it normal to laugh and be aroused at the same time? kinda like "fine and dandy" great write Leigh. How do you no this $hit? I mean, been a female and all.I guess us dummies are just that dam obvious. I wasn't obvious was I ? and if so what part ? how do you no this? Maybe you just have a vivid imagination? cuz the real ones you received are probably dead by now. well I guess they were dead the day they were cliped. I did get them fresh from the graveyard but customs held them up for two weeks. Next time I will take a picture of what they looked like when I sent them.srry about that. Glad you and your mother are safe and well from the ice storm I sent more flowers again last week,expect them sometime early this comming week.They have cleared customs. They were beautiful! Love Pony Merci...Danke...Gracias...!!!....(((((Pony)))))...I'm practicing for when we make our great escape! You serious!!!???!!!!...I'm not getting recycled ones this time??...You're the best Studley Sunshine Muffin!! Thank you for reading my poem babe! "You serious!!!???!!!!." Well they are not really recycled.Just think of it like a 'middleman' or a delivery service. its the same really. They pick them up from the flower shop and put them down on the grass and drive away and I get them to you. 'They' can't enjoy them,You are the one that taught me/us that life is for the living babe. I just hope I don't get charged for sending 'dead flower' through the US mail... Does that mean you're NOT sending them C.O.D. this time??!!...
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squeezes Kleenex box tight to his chest...ohhhh..mmmmm..ohhhh
... should I be this turned on by reading that..... room spinning must sit down..mmmmm.... mahogany boardroom table....mmmmm.. ..mmmmmm.... biting bottom lip..
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squeezes Kleenex box tight to his chest...ohhhh..mmmmm..ohhhh ... should I be this turned on by reading that..... room spinning must sit down..mmmmm.... mahogany boardroom table....mmmmm.. ..mmmmmm.... biting bottom lip.. TY!! ((( D )))...Glad to be of service...Tissue?....
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"Instant Replay" Monday morning meeting, she chairs it It really pizzed me off when they hired her Window dressing, first impressions count That office should have been mine! She had the look they wanted and a fresh attitude Newly divorced and hot to the touch She kept things cool with steel blue eyes and a high, tight azz My blood flow escalated every time I looked at her Thank God for the mahogany conference table And my double pleated Armani slacks! Conditioned air ensured employee alertness And held our attention By accentuating her high points Excuse me, could you run that by me again? The other employees call her "Icy", but they don't Three weeks in, she assigned seating Said we needed better group interaction in order to "Meet our goals" The only goal I can think about meeting involves my post A grassy field And the roar of the crowd when I tackle her... She fumbles, I recover, Run the ball a full 74 yards And score! I hate Mondays with a ******* passion!! � TY Messi!!!.... I'm glad you likey!... ...Kisses to the wee one and hugs to your missus! "stunning DOWN there. "N thats what she said"..lol Sounds Awesome,I want to eventually take advantage of my European citizenship and buy a "inside" sailboat down there or Spain.would be a nice getaway. |
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I think I have the same comment to this poem as I did to the last one. "boing" Is it normal to laugh and be aroused at the same time? kinda like "fine and dandy" great write Leigh. How do you no this $hit? I mean, been a female and all.I guess us dummies are just that dam obvious. I wasn't obvious was I ? and if so what part ? how do you no this? Maybe you just have a vivid imagination? cuz the real ones you received are probably dead by now. well I guess they were dead the day they were cliped. I did get them fresh from the graveyard but customs held them up for two weeks. Next time I will take a picture of what they looked like when I sent them.srry about that. Glad you and your mother are safe and well from the ice storm I sent more flowers again last week,expect them sometime early this comming week.They have cleared customs. They were beautiful! Love Pony Merci...Danke...Gracias...!!!....(((((Pony)))))...I'm practicing for when we make our great escape! You serious!!!???!!!!...I'm not getting recycled ones this time??...You're the best Studley Sunshine Muffin!! Thank you for reading my poem babe! "You serious!!!???!!!!." Well they are not really recycled.Just think of it like a 'middleman' or a delivery service. its the same really. They pick them up from the flower shop and put them down on the grass and drive away and I get them to you. 'They' can't enjoy them,You are the one that taught me/us that life is for the living babe. I just hope I don't get charged for sending 'dead flower' through the US mail... Does that mean you're NOT sending them C.O.D. this time??!!... thats right! You always have to save something for a surprise. Can't give it ALL to 'them' at once *save* |
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"Instant Replay" Monday morning meeting, she chairs it It really pizzed me off when they hired her Window dressing, first impressions count That office should have been mine! She had the look they wanted and a fresh attitude Newly divorced and hot to the touch She kept things cool with steel blue eyes and a high, tight azz My blood flow escalated every time I looked at her Thank God for the mahogany conference table And my double pleated Armani slacks! Conditioned air ensured employee alertness And held our attention By accentuating her high points Excuse me, could you run that by me again? The other employees call her "Icy", but they don't Three weeks in, she assigned seating Said we needed better group interaction in order to "Meet our goals" The only goal I can think about meeting involves my post A grassy field And the roar of the crowd when I tackle her... She fumbles, I recover, Run the ball a full 74 yards And score! I hate Mondays with a ******* passion!! � TY Messi!!!.... I'm glad you likey!... ...Kisses to the wee one and hugs to your missus! "stunning DOWN there. "N thats what she said"..lol Sounds Awesome,I want to eventually take advantage of my European citizenship and buy a "inside" sailboat down there or Spain.would be a nice getaway.
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" You serious!!!???!!!!...I'm not getting recycled ones this time??...You're the best Studley Sunshine Muffin!! Thank you for reading my poem babe! " What. are you sayin,' my heroine?' "dead flowers" is "junk" talkin' "smack" "are you getting back "on the horse?" And sometimes words have two meanings... ~what a word nerd |
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I think I have the same comment to this poem as I did to the last one. "boing" Is it normal to laugh and be aroused at the same time? kinda like "fine and dandy" great write Leigh. How do you no this $hit? I mean, been a female and all.I guess us dummies are just that dam obvious. I wasn't obvious was I ? and if so what part ? how do you no this? Maybe you just have a vivid imagination? cuz the real ones you received are probably dead by now. well I guess they were dead the day they were cliped. I did get them fresh from the graveyard but customs held them up for two weeks. Next time I will take a picture of what they looked like when I sent them.srry about that. Glad you and your mother are safe and well from the ice storm I sent more flowers again last week,expect them sometime early this comming week.They have cleared customs. They were beautiful! Love Pony Merci...Danke...Gracias...!!!....(((((Pony)))))...I'm practicing for when we make our great escape! You serious!!!???!!!!...I'm not getting recycled ones this time??...You're the best Studley Sunshine Muffin!! Thank you for reading my poem babe! "You serious!!!???!!!!." Well they are not really recycled.Just think of it like a 'middleman' or a delivery service. its the same really. They pick them up from the flower shop and put them down on the grass and drive away and I get them to you. 'They' can't enjoy them,You are the one that taught me/us that life is for the living babe. I just hope I don't get charged for sending 'dead flower' through the US mail... Does that mean you're NOT sending them C.O.D. this time??!!... thats right! You always have to save something for a surprise. Can't give it ALL to 'them' at once *save* Hehehe...There is NEVER a dull moment with you Studley... 
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" You serious!!!???!!!!...I'm not getting recycled ones this time??...You're the best Studley Sunshine Muffin!! Thank you for reading my poem babe! " What. are you sayin,' my heroine?' "dead flowers" is "junk" talkin' "smack" "are you getting back "on the horse?" And sometimes words have two meanings... ~what a word nerd Ok wordy nerdy...I'm taking the 5th on this one...
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" You serious!!!???!!!!...I'm not getting recycled ones this time??...You're the best Studley Sunshine Muffin!! Thank you for reading my poem babe! " What. are you sayin,' my heroine?' "dead flowers" is "junk" talkin' "smack" "are you getting back "on the horse?" And sometimes words have two meanings... ~what a word nerd Ok wordy nerdy...I'm taking the 5th on this one...
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" You serious!!!???!!!!...I'm not getting recycled ones this time??...You're the best Studley Sunshine Muffin!! Thank you for reading my poem babe! " What. are you sayin,' my heroine?' "dead flowers" is "junk" talkin' "smack" "are you getting back "on the horse?" And sometimes words have two meanings... ~what a word nerd Ok wordy nerdy...I'm taking the 5th on this one... Hahaha...TY Messi, I'll keep that in mind...Wait!!...Better yet, email it and I'll put it in my phone just in case...
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