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Topic: Want Better Bowel Movements?
LUNG1954 Joined Thu 04/24/14 Posts: 1362	Wed 06/03/15 09:34 PM
For more info go to http://www.mercola.com/ Natural Health Website

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Wed 06/03/15 11:01 PM
For more info go to http://www.mercola.com/ Natural Health Website Knock the S**t off Lung!!, we're not going to any web site until you start answering some of our questions. What about a unbalance ball?...what do we do about that?

LUNG1954 Joined Thu 04/24/14 Posts: 1362	Thu 06/04/15 04:41 AM Edited by LUNG1954 on Thu 06/04/15 04:56 AM
Quote; Knock the S**t off Lung!!, we're not going to any web site until you start answering some of our questions. What about a unbalance ball?...what do we do about that? Balanced forces do not cause a change in motion. Forces that cause a change in the motion of an object are unbalanced forces. Ask Dr Mercola, please!

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Thu 06/04/15 05:28 AM
Quote; Knock the St off Lung!!, we're not going to any web site until you start answering some of our questions. What about a unbalance ball?...what do we do about that? Balanced forces do not cause a change in motion. Forces that cause a change in the motion of an object are unbalanced forces. Ask Dr Mercola, please! No St, I could have told you that.. Drag the good doctors A** out here, Lung!, if he is looking for us to purchase his snake oil ointment he needs to answer some basic questions first. Like: how does one read the newspaper in that crunched up position. And give us the spec sheet on completing the " paperwork".. it looks complicated.

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Thu 06/04/15 06:45 AM
Quote; Knock the St off Lung!!, we're not going to any web site until you start answering some of our questions. What about a unbalance ball?...what do we do about that? Balanced forces do not cause a change in motion. Forces that cause a change in the motion of an object are unbalanced forces. Ask Dr Mercola, please! No St, I could have told you that.. Drag the good doctors A** out here, Lung!, if he is looking for us to purchase his snake oil ointment he needs to answer some basic questions first. Like: how does one read the newspaper in that crunched up position. And give us the spec sheet on completing the " paperwork".. it looks complicated. well,you can still take your Feet off the Stool AFTER the Stool!

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Thu 06/04/15 06:59 AM
Good grief, is this crappy thread still going?

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Thu 06/04/15 06:59 AM
I would love to wade into this convo. But I have to go have a poop.

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Thu 06/04/15 07:03 AM
I hope you're not backed up.

COYBIG_75 Joined Sun 05/24/15 Posts: 53	Thu 06/04/15 07:04 AM
I would love to wade into this convo. But I have to go have a poop. Or a game of "craps?" ha ha

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Thu 06/04/15 08:05 AM
ladies don't poop or pass wind

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48916	Thu 06/04/15 08:37 AM
When I read the first post in this thread, I thought that I had accidentally clicked on a link for The Onion.

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Thu 06/04/15 08:57 AM Edited by Conrad_73 on Thu 06/04/15 08:58 AM
well,you can still take your Feet off the Stool AFTER the Stool! Then read your Paper in blissful comfort!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48916	Thu 06/04/15 09:03 AM
Mercola should audition for the AFLAC commercials, because he is already a qu... Oh, never mind.

LUNG1954 Joined Thu 04/24/14 Posts: 1362	Thu 06/04/15 09:23 PM
well,you can still take your Feet off the Stool AFTER the Stool! Then read your Paper in blissful comfort! This is a good position to read your Paper in blissful comfort!

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 06/04/15 09:24 PM
not going any where near this topic lol

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Thu 06/04/15 09:37 PM Edited by panchovanilla on Thu 06/04/15 09:38 PM
: ladies don't poop or pass wind Sure, uh huh. Eat some of my homemade beans. See what happens to your theory then.

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Thu 06/04/15 09:58 PM
: ladies don't poop or pass wind Sure, uh huh. Eat some of my homemade beans. See what happens to your theory then. No Way I have already heard about them...

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48916	Thu 06/04/15 10:16 PM
: ladies don't poop or pass wind Sure, uh huh. Eat some of my homemade beans. See what happens to your theory then. Give those beans to Mercola, because obviously he is the one who needs them.

LUNG1954 Joined Thu 04/24/14 Posts: 1362	Fri 06/05/15 01:26 AM
: ladies don't poop or pass wind Sure, uh huh. Eat some of my homemade beans. See what happens to your theory then. Give those beans to Mercola, because obviously he is the one who needs them. In studies conducted by eminent flatulence researcher Michael Levitt, women's farts consistently sported significantly greater concentrations of hydrogen sulfide. Odor judges have confirmed that -- at similar volumes -- this translates to a noticeably worse odor compared to men's farts.

COYBIG_75 Joined Sun 05/24/15 Posts: 53	Fri 06/05/15 01:59 AM
: ladies don't poop or pass wind Sure, uh huh. Eat some of my homemade beans. See what happens to your theory then. Give those beans to Mercola, because obviously he is the one who needs them. In studies conducted by eminent flatulence researcher Michael Levitt, women's farts consistently sported significantly greater concentrations of hydrogen sulfide. Odor judges have confirmed that -- at similar volumes -- this translates to a noticeably worse odor compared to men's farts. My ex claimed that she didn't fart, but then she'd go out the room and you'd hear a distinctive ' paarrpp' noise! Why do some women say they don't fart, when it's a fact that everyone does?