Topic: Childbirth vs. Kick to the groin
Kneepuck's photo
Wed 06/17/15 09:07 PM

It is no longer a question. A kick to the family jewels is worse than childbirth. The proof? Because a year or so after giving birth, most women say they are thinking about having another kid. But no matter how much time passes, you will never hear a man say he is thinking about getting kicked in the crotch again.

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Wed 06/17/15 09:25 PM


It is no longer a question. A kick to the family jewels is worse than childbirth. The proof? Because a year or so after giving birth, most women say they are thinking about having another kid. But no matter how much time passes, you will never hear a man say he is thinking about getting kicked in the crotch again.


He might not want it...but probably deserved it...laugh

mightymoe's photo
Wed 06/17/15 09:49 PM



It is no longer a question. A kick to the family jewels is worse than childbirth. The proof? Because a year or so after giving birth, most women say they are thinking about having another kid. But no matter how much time passes, you will never hear a man say he is thinking about getting kicked in the crotch again.


He might not want it...but probably deserved it...laugh


well, i didn't mean to... but a kick to the jimmies is a painful thing...sad

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Wed 06/17/15 09:52 PM




It is no longer a question. A kick to the family jewels is worse than childbirth. The proof? Because a year or so after giving birth, most women say they are thinking about having another kid. But no matter how much time passes, you will never hear a man say he is thinking about getting kicked in the crotch again.


He might not want it...but probably deserved it...laugh


well, i didn't mean to... but a kick to the jimmies is a painful thing...sad


Knew you were guilty of something...:laughing: waving

mcarr91's photo
Wed 06/17/15 10:23 PM
Tell you what...nobody kick me in the crotch, and I won't get you pregnant.laugh

zookeepersson's photo
Sat 06/20/15 02:19 AM
2 funny dude .I said something similar 2 my ex wife. if I eva say lets have another kid kick me da nutz instead

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Sat 06/20/15 03:07 AM


It is no longer a question. A kick to the family jewels is worse than childbirth. The proof? Because a year or so after giving birth, most women say they are thinking about having another kid. But no matter how much time passes, you will never hear a man say he is thinking about getting kicked in the crotch again.




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Sat 06/20/15 07:40 AM
noway noway hhhhhMMMMMMM!! No Kicks & Noooooooooooooo more children....frustrated frustrated frustrated laugh laugh laugh noway laugh laugh laugh :banana: drinker :banana: drinker :banana:

zookeepersson's photo
Sat 06/20/15 07:51 AM
Lol sumz that topic up welllaugh

TMommy's photo
Sat 06/20/15 08:51 AM
What about for a new puppy?
Shiny red convertible?bigsmile


come on now
would ya take the pain
for the reward?

zookeepersson's photo
Sat 06/20/15 09:03 AM
Lol you raise a good point there are woman who would bear a mans child for those rewards they call it marriage.Like wise there are men who pay woman to kick them in da b---s for some sort of sexual gratification (FYI iam nt one those men lol) so the woman win hands down

Annierooroo's photo
Sat 06/20/15 09:49 AM
I am not sure if being kick is worse than being cut open to give birth then you can't do anything after that for 6 weeks.
Mmmmmm two weeks later having stables ripped from the scar. Very painful. Oh did i mention you are sometimes awake as they cut you lol
The injection to numb you is good.
Lol three times was more than enough
Perhaps I should have kicked. Mmmm note to one self.

singleman960's photo
Mon 06/22/15 08:20 AM

I am not sure if being kick is worse than being cut open to give birth then you can't do anything after that for 6 weeks.
Mmmmmm two weeks later having stables ripped from the scar. Very painful. Oh did i mention you are sometimes awake as they cut you lol
The injection to numb you is good.
Lol three times was more than enough
Perhaps I should have kicked. Mmmm note to one self.
Ouch !! sad tears

Kneepuck's photo
Mon 06/22/15 12:45 PM
All I can say is, for injuries that affect that, uh, region, I have been kicked in said place. I have also had kidney stones more times than I care to remember, and once I got a perforated intestine that resulted in peritonitis and required a bowel resection to repair. And the peritonitis was, hands down, no contest, by far the most painful thing ever. This also includes a motorcycle accident that got me 28 broken bones and both lungs collapsed. Peritonitis is still the winner. If childbirth is worse than that, how are any of us even alive today? Only a lunatic would bear children then. Or a masochist.