Would you ever consider skipping the dating scene... and mailorder a bride?

If she did windows, inside and out,
yes I would consider ordering one.

If I'm not satisfied after the first use, will I get a refund if the ...um...merchandise... is scratched?

Ouch... You play rough.

Do you have a catalog..to pick from.?.
Are do we just get whatever comes in the mail..lol

Do we have to pay?

I would like mine in male form please.

Blonde hair, blues eyes, yeah 6 pack that's not hiding.
Not a smart ***. One is enough on the house. Lol
Comes with his own surplus of money.

How long would this take to arrive?

Only if the person who mails the bride remembers to put air holes in the box that she comes in.
I wouldn't want her to be DOA.

They are on backorder... Can't keep up with demands.

Man so much in need lol
House work is piling up lol
Need a driver too, one that opens the door.

That's the deluxe model...
Unicorn series 1000

Sure.
But only if either:
1. They were some kind of programmable japanese style sex robot.
2. There was some sort of legal contract in place protecting me when they started acting uppity, their genetic diseases started showing, or (if they were a japanese style sex robot) decided to destroy all humans.

But I would not consider a mailorder bride where I just pay people exorbitant amounts of money for a false sense of security and pretending to get the relationship I want and for them to conform to.

Dating exists because people don't grow up in the same community so know each other intrinsically.

Circumventing dating, to marry a stranger you pretend to get to know via long distance, from a culture and community that has little in common with yours, seems for fools.

It's like having a desire to win the Superbowl, but wanting to avoid all those pesky football games, so paying money for someone to play "horse" with where you try to bounce the ball off the garage through the pool over the fence around the dog up the drain and get a perfect swish, then walking the ball over to the hoop, putting it in, and saying "yay! I get a trophy and ring now and it was soooo easy! People that play football are stupid for doing it that way!"

If you order two, are they cheaper?

No, never, and I've always wondered about the mentality of people who do.

I think next time Russia kicks off we simply threaten to pull the plug on their mail order bride business, should throw their economy into turmoil

Do you anticipate breaking the first one?

one for inside work..housecleaning, cooking, etc.
one for outside work.. cutting grass, weeding & hoeing..

I love two on one......I mean....two for one.

I'm getting a visual...kinky.

Hallo