Swallowing human faeces will cure disease, NHS says


A microscopic view of the Clostridium difficile bacterium Credit: AP Photo/Centers For Disease Control And Prevention

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Swallowing human faeces will cure disease, NHS says
Camilla Turner 19 May 2016 • 5:42pm

If other micro-organisms are introduced into the bowel, the infection appears to subside.

"Clostridium difficile is a disease people still underestimate," Dr Porter told The Times.

"It has a huge impact. An individual with the disease has no ability to know when they will open their bowels and is often unable to leave their house. It is difficult to pin deaths directly to the disease because patients often die of other conditions already present, but it greatly exacerbates illness."

The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimate that 10 per cent of over-65s die within a month of diagnosis.

Private clinics already offer treatments and at some hospitals the procedure, which involves ingesting about 50ml of faeces, has become widespread.
Dr Porter conceded that some may find his solution a little hard to stomach.

"If I went to the health commissioners and said I had a treatment for leukaemia, say, that cured people 94 per cent of the time and cost £85, they would bite my hand off," he said.

But when he explains about his cure for Clostridium difficile, "people say, 'You want to do what?'"

Oh I am sure the CDC will soon back this up.
Getting sick out there

Eat $hite takes on a whole new meaning!

Even..Eat $hite & Die, has a whole new meaning.

Well,a sick person has no option than to take the **** as cure if it is the only treatment available.

Then the people in Mingle forums are safe...99% are so full of $hit they need an extra a$$. One big human centipede of self appointed geniuses

Well i guess then everybody should go eat shiit rofl

Politicians have been feeding to us for years ...they just call it some other name .

Kinda like high school lunch .... What is that meat ???

If y doctor tells me to eat shite, I'll tell him, u first a**hole!

Humans have always seen excrement as waste because it was treated as "leftovers" from what we eat.

Perhaps feces-powered cars are on the horizon... O.O

I would approve of this. Then when the Saudis try to say we need their oil, we can come back and say "No thanks, we have enough ****." =)

Well.... I am not going to say it doesn't help... I will say I am not going to even entertain the notion..

somehow breakfast doesn't sound all that great now

Imagine,Poo-Covered WHEATIES!

so... whats would help you more... eating **** or praying? if the praying doesn't work, then god has his plan for you, right? so eating someone's **** won't matter? or does god want you to eat the ****? now i'm confused...

I eat $hit everyday at work ...don't feel any healthier

there was some talk a while back of implanting Feces of healthy People into the Colons of People with an extremely impaired Intestinal Bacterial Flora.
But eating them REALLY takes the Cake!

Actually that part is very real & proven. It's not quite as crude as moving doodoo from one colon to another, but in many cases the flora can be changed, espcially in chronic clostridium difficile patitents (i think that's how its spelled) ...well C-diff for short

i don't see why... you're in the medical field, and you know everyone should do what the doc says, right?

so buck up, buttercup... eat that breakfast

Hay look who has it on sale !



Want to but any stock ??

....and the doctor approached the quarantined group and announced, "This is a huge $hit sandwich and y'all are all gonna have to take a bite."

Well,mightymoe only the sick needs treatment of any kind. I don't get sick and can never be sick. I have divine nature and so enjoy divine immunity from sickness. God don't get sick. gods too don't get sick. Only humans do.
Dont be confused bro