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Nope not even climbing aboard. I need an escape route lmao. I will meet at the bar with the other misfits. I can't even give away a free ocean voyage these days.  Maybe I will just help in taking care of the glasses and dishes lol In the ship's kitchen.  You are more than welcome to run the kitchen, Maria...there won't be much food...spent most of the budget on beer, wine, hard liquor...and Viagra for some of the male staff, if needed. 
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I'll rent out a cruise ship and invite all the ladies from Mingle on board to set a world record for the longest "Cougar Conga Line" on the high seas.🛳  
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Captain, sir Captain! Chief of protocol at your service, Sir!
MV Mingle, Mingled sanctioned for sail, Sir! 🛳 |
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Captain, sir Captain! Chief of protocol at your service, Sir! MV Mingle, Mingled sanctioned for sail, Sir! 🛳 Outstanding, Chief Missy...this voyage is coming together nicely. 
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Yes, Sir Captain, Sir!
Country log in progress my Captain, Sir. Everyone on board must fly their flag. I take the lead, with your permission my Captain, Sir.... 
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Crazy ol couts
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Yes, Sir Captain, Sir! Country log in progress my Captain, Sir. Everyone on board must fly their flag. I take the lead, with your permission my Captain, Sir.... I think we can get this cult started now... I have to start mixing the Koolade. 
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I think I will go as long as it is understood I will just chill and take the photo's
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I think I will go as long as it is understood I will just chill and take the photo's That's fine Miss Rains...we need to document the debauchery as accurately as possible...hope your camera is waterproof. |
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This thread is sexist
However I will withdraw my complaint if I get invited too |
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This thread is sexist However I will withdraw my complaint if I get invited too You can keep them entertained as Activity Director...we can't have restless cougars running about, tearing up the ship.
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This thread is sexist However I will withdraw my complaint if I get invited too You can keep them entertained as Activity Director...we can't have restless cougars running about, tearing up the ship. 
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This thread is sexist However I will withdraw my complaint if I get invited too Yes... you are invited you have to hold all the extra lenses etc... |
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This thread is sexist However I will withdraw my complaint if I get invited too Yes... you are invited you have to hold all the extra lenses etc... well, i was gunna say me and you could go to a nice warm island somewhere, but since you need someone else to hold your "lenses", i'll just ask someone else that needs a lens holder...
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This thread is sexist However I will withdraw my complaint if I get invited too Yes... you are invited you have to hold all the extra lenses etc... well, i was gunna say me and you could go to a nice warm island somewhere, but since you need someone else to hold your "lenses", i'll just ask someone else that needs a lens holder... Be wary of any cougar named Caitlyn sporting a telescoping lense. 
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I'm gonna ROCK
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Edited by
no1phD
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Sat 09/03/16 07:43 PM
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If I won the lottery..
Of course depending on how much..lol.. But if it was a lot.. I would buy a big *** Winnebago.. Tow behind it two mopeds... And visit every city in Canada and the United States... Park the Winnebago in a Walmart parking lot. In each City.lol.. because they'll let you stay there for free for a couple days..lol.. and take the mopeds out to explore the city... with that special someone in my life..yup.. |
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And I guess I would just enroll the boys into military school.. well I'm off on my travels..lmao
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If I win the Lottery... . No1phD  |
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If I win the Lottery... . No1phD Gotta get that stuff while it's on sale |
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