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I'll rent out a cruise ship and invite all the ladies from Mingle on board to set a world record for the longest
"Cougar Conga Line" on the high seas.🛳 
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Edited by
jacktrades
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Sat 09/03/16 12:05 AM
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Permission to come aboard captain, I have bartending experience and I can be like Issaac on the love boat, I even have his signature wave down.
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Permission to come aboard captain, I have bartending experience and I can be like Issaac on the love boat, I even have his signature wave down. Absolutely...we must keep the pride fully hydrated at all times. 
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I am running away, lol.
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I am running away, lol. You can run around the deck all you want...it's a long swim back to shore. |
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Edited by
Seakolony
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Sat 09/03/16 12:32 AM
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Who said I was getting on the boat, Capt? I'm not get stuck out in the ocean with a bunch of crazies. That's like moving into that house on the movie psycho.
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Who said I was getting on the boat, Capt? I'm not get stuck out in the ocean with a bunch of crazies. That's like moving into that house on the movie psycho. safety is a priority... We will have blowup dolls as flotation devices in case of emergency. |
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Who said I was getting on the boat, Capt? I'm not get stuck out in the ocean with a bunch of crazies. That's like moving into that house on the movie psycho. safety is a priority... We will have blowup dolls as flotation devices in case of emergency. See what I mean, they are probably anatomically correct too knowing you.   
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Who said I was getting on the boat, Capt? I'm not get stuck out in the ocean with a bunch of crazies. That's like moving into that house on the movie psycho. safety is a priority... We will have blowup dolls as flotation devices in case of emergency. See what I mean, they are probably anatomically correct too knowing you. Of course...it may be awhile before you are rescued...plenty of time to get acquainted with your "life preserver" |
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You should warn her. .
It has a slow leak ...more air will be required . 
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Whoo hooo granny is ready for the congo line bring on the party~~~~~
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You should warn her. . It has a slow leak ...more air will be required . She will be well motivated to inflate his ego, I think. 
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Whoo hooo granny is ready for the congo line bring on the party~~~~~ That's the spirit, Kristi...
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Nope not even climbing aboard. I need an escape route lmao. I will meet at the bar with the other misfits.
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Nope not even climbing aboard. I need an escape route lmao. I will meet at the bar with the other misfits. I can't even give away a free ocean voyage these days. 
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Nope not even climbing aboard. I need an escape route lmao. I will meet at the bar with the other misfits. I can't even give away a free ocean voyage these days. Maybe I will just help in taking care of the glasses and dishes lol In the ship's kitchen. 
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Well you showed them the ship but only provided the dingy.
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I underestimated the cleverness of the cougar.
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Edited by
babykris6c
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Sat 09/03/16 07:14 AM
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get this one instead daddy!
 and please don't forget to invite me lol   |
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get this one instead daddy! and please don't forget to invite me lol You want to be a member in the mile-high club, baby? 
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