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Topic: Hearing Problems.
D40nine Joined Tue 01/24/12 Posts: 99	Fri 12/09/16 10:39 AM
Sometimes we just hear what we want to hear. At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements. She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, "Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight". I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable! A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "What she really said was: 666136429."

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48912	Fri 12/09/16 02:32 PM
Sometimes we just hear what we want to hear. At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements. She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, "Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight". I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable! A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "What she really said was: 666136429."

SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Fri 12/09/16 02:58 PM
Sometimes we just hear what we want to hear.At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, "Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight".I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "What she really said was: 666136429." thats some funny * ** because its true right there!!!!!!

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Goldencub Joined Tue 12/27/16 Posts: 2	Wed 12/28/16 10:09 PM
i dont know if its the weed or the joke but im weak

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wellworn Joined Wed 09/14/16 Posts: 4587	Thu 02/16/17 09:38 AM
SaY the next 4 words quickly with an Irish accent. WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Wed 02/22/17 09:40 PM
Now that iz funny!

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