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Topic: The dumb things we do
Salsaheart's photo
Thu 05/11/17 09:07 AM
I continue to impress myself!
Went thru an orange light turning red, without noticing the police car hiding in plain sight.
Missing an up to date insurance slip; ouch, talk about adding insult to injury.
I got lucky, I was stopped by an officer not on steroids.
He gave me a ticket for the slip,,,$63.00 instead of ,,,,$160.00 and demerit points.
I can only imagine the locker room talk at the end of his shift.
Would you believe, that dummy who turned on a red light in front of me!
Did he make my day, or did I add a bit of humour to his, that is the question.

soufiehere's photo
Thu 05/11/17 09:28 AM
Wait! Wait!
You have orange traffic lights?

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Thu 05/11/17 09:36 AM
So do we laugh
Do you not have any?

Salsaheart's photo
Thu 05/11/17 09:51 AM
Green orange red in sequence.
Our license plates read Quebec sais faire" roughly translated. Quebec knows how to do"
Don't ask!.
The welfare Capitol of Canada.

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Thu 05/11/17 09:55 AM
laugh

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Thu 05/11/17 10:03 AM

So do we laugh
Do you not have any?


Ours are yellow...Red, yellow, and green

Manturkey1's photo
Thu 05/11/17 10:27 AM


So do we laugh
Do you not have any?


Ours are yellow...Red, yellow, and green


Ya just had to say it . grumble

Now someone somewhere is offend and will be marching in the streets to change that. laugh

Salsaheart's photo
Thu 05/11/17 11:01 AM
Not politically correct? Yellow!
I guess we should stop advertising bananas

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 05/11/17 05:27 PM
One Friday in a rush I was trying to answer a client in the affirmative that I received her PDF.

I typed "Go tit!" (instead of "Got it")....and realized right after I sent. I WAS HORRIFIED!!!

Luckily she was cool!....."Lol Beach! Glad you're a fan! Have a great weekend!"

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Thu 05/11/17 05:32 PM



So do we laugh
Do you not have any?


Ours are yellow...Red, yellow, and green


Ya just had to say it . grumble

Now someone somewhere is offend and will be marching in the streets to change that. laugh


laugh Maybe me! I kind of like orange laugh

mzrosie's photo
Thu 05/11/17 08:31 PM

I continue to impress myself!
Went thru an orange light turning red, without noticing the police car hiding in plain sight.
Missing an up to date insurance slip; ouch, talk about adding insult to injury.
I got lucky, I was stopped by an officer not on steroids.
He gave me a ticket for the slip,,,$63.00 instead of ,,,,$160.00 and demerit points.
I can only imagine the locker room talk at the end of his shift.
Would you believe, that dummy who turned on a red light in front of me!
Did he make my day, or did I add a bit of humour to his, that is the question.


You got lucky there, salsa... I think he should have made your day biggrin


Manturkey1's photo
Thu 05/11/17 10:37 PM




So do we laugh
Do you not have any?


Ours are yellow...Red, yellow, and green


Ya just had to say it . grumble

Now someone somewhere is offend and will be marching in the streets to change that. laugh


laugh Maybe me! I kind of like orange laugh

laugh laugh

Ok let's hear it from our British and other counterparts.

One world traffic signs! ! :thumbsup:

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Thu 05/11/17 10:43 PM
There was a thing on the tv the other week and not sure when it happened but in China some time ago they tried having the opposite in the lights. ie, red means go and green was stop. It was to do with anti West laugh
It didn't catch on!

Manturkey1's photo
Thu 05/11/17 11:15 PM
That could bring up another thing.

Why are some cars right-hand / left-hand drive ? Does it depend on what side of the road you travel? what

Salsaheart's photo
Fri 05/12/17 07:06 AM
Yup Rosie, he definitely made my day.
Manturkey1. Was that a rhetorical question?
In fact a bit of useless information ( I seem to have my fair share ), in Irkutsk Siberia, cars ar sold both left and right handed driving.
Cheers

no1phD's photo
Fri 05/12/17 07:15 AM
I've done some really dumb things in the past.... one are two things that I will regret forever..4 t..


But for the most part in my day to day I try not to do stupid things....
But lately whenever I talk to a certain someone...wink. I magically turn blonde... all reasoning any coherent thought just seems to leave my noodle....lol.. even something as simple as knowing North from south. ..
Xscapes my grasp.... okay admittedly even on the best of days. .any shiny sparkly object will instantly draw my attention.. away from whatever I'm doing....lol...but omg.. one word One text from this person I turn into a complete moron...ummmm... which way is up again..?...lol..

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Fri 05/12/17 07:25 AM
Edited by Unknow on Fri 05/12/17 07:35 AM

That could bring up another thing.

Why are some cars right-hand / left-hand drive ? Does it depend on what side of the road you travel? what

Good question, actually, It was on a programme years ago, it may even be on Google.
The reason is something to do with the post that's how they decided on making it 2 way and ended up with us on the left, (not politically that would be mad lol ) In the UK anyway. Not sure how it went to the 'wrong side ' which is what America is (joke )

Salsaheart's photo
Fri 05/12/17 07:29 AM
Yup Rosie, he definitely made my day.
Manturkey1. Was that a rhetorical question?
In fact a bit of useless information ( I seem to have my fair share ), in Irkutsk Siberia, cars ar sold both left and right handed driving.
Cheers

Salsaheart's photo
Fri 05/12/17 07:31 AM

I've done some really dumb things in the past.... one are two things that I will regret forever..4 t..


But for the most part in my day to day I try not to do stupid things....
But lately whenever I talk to a certain someone...wink. I magically turn blonde... all reasoning any coherent thought just seems to leave my noodle....lol.. even something as simple as knowing North from south. ..
Xscapes my grasp.... okay admittedly even on the best of days. .any shiny sparkly object will instantly draw my attention.. away from whatever I'm doing....lol...but omg.. one word One text from this person I turn into a complete moron...ummmm... which way is up again..?...lol..

Salsaheart's photo
Fri 05/12/17 07:34 AM
" and they called it puppy loooove, and I guess we'll never know, how my young heart"""" did I just age myself?

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