What is your most embarrassing moment that you'd experience? Share your thoughts about it

I don't have embarrassing moments.
I cause them.

Texting “Wishing you a Merry Christmas Malcolm.” His name was Stuart!

In my defence, I was watching a tv programme at the time where the main character was called Malcolm. I guess I wasn’t concentrating at the time

Good defense Delightful, I'm sure I've done much worse than that. I'll think of a good one (or bad depending on perspective) and post it in a bit.

Sharting in public...

smiles so sorry

I like a man with meat on his bones!

I keep intimate details to my self.

School auditorium.... SAT test.... literally no empty seats... mine was exactly in the middle... one of those rows of plastic fold-up seat bottoms... not a noise in the place but the faint sound of students trying to keep their pencil marks within the little circles...
Needed to toot... figured it be funny to send a silent but deadly in my friend's direction -right next to me.
As we all know, the more you try to make it silent, the more that doesn't work out for you....
The initial honk was shockingly loud... then it literally echoed back a bit...
...as I turned to my friend with a disgusted look as if he had done it just as everyone looked over....
It totally worked ... lolololol

That's so wrong

I don't know about embarrassing but it's funny to me and still makes me laugh.

Planned a great date.
Dressed kind of down so sportcoat and khakis.
Spent about 5 hours together, going to different public places.
After the date, got home, took off my pants.
Noticed a horizontal rip along the entire back of the pants, right under where the back of the coat would fall.
Had no idea how long it was there.

When younger was traveling with my mom.
We stopped for the night and went in to some dinner club next to the hotel.
Dark, lots of cigar smoke, a lot like the club in "Goodfellas."
Full of older people, and really older people with less older trophy wives.
Got a steak and fries. Thick ketchup in a glass bottle.
Picked up bottle and shook it to loosen it up.
Didn't realize that it was a "fancy" place where they loosen the cap of the ketchup before putting it on the table.
Slung about half the bottle throughout the restaurant before I noticed it was coming out.
Thought I noticed in time, didn't worry about it.
About halfway through eating, started noticing people leaving (had to pass our table which was better lit since near the entrance) and they had ketchup streaks on their clothes.
Running down their pants legs, on the sleeve of their shirt, or white mink coat.
They hadn't noticed because the restaurant was so dark.

I attended a Halloween party some years ago...

I had this uniform (top and bottom) given by the local clinic to visitors...looked like hospital scrubs...so "Great"...perfect I said to myself...


Great music...the "twist" by Chubby Checker was playing...and the floor was crowded...and I am pulling out my best Mayb moves...

hmmm..."now where did that cool breeze come from behind me?"...funny thing about outfits made out of paper and the effect of sweat!...The pants started dissolving!!!...

I did an Ushain Bolt across the floor as the pants was literally disappearing!!

Getting married

Maybwecan

Hi Toody...

my date laughed so hard she wet her panties...sigh...and the car seat was cold that night...

Rushing to get desk cleared Friday 4:50P. Wanted to answer a client in the affirmative that I had received a PDF she was sending.

As soon as I hit "send" I realized that instead of replying "Got it!" I had exclaimed "Go Tit!"

It was the most excruciating 40 seconds of my career until she replied, "Lol! Glad you're a fan. Have a nice weekend!"

I fell deep into blackberry bushes wearing a pair of shorts and sandals. Covered in scratches and scabs from head to toe for days. I looked like something out of a horror movie.

1/20/2017