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Topic: Advice For Men...
carebear2344's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:28 PM
Advice For Men...

Ok, so we all know that men are a little dense when it comes to knowing what to do with us women. Well, here's some tips for the men...

When I text you
[ It's because I'm waiting for you to call me ]

When I walk away from you mad
[ Follow me ]

When I stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ]

When I push you or hit you
[ Grab me and don't let go ]

When I start cussing at you
[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ]

When I'm quiet
[ Ask me what's wrong ]

When I ignore you
[ Give me your attention ]

When I pull away
[ Pull me back ]

When you see me at my worst
[ Tell me I'm beautiful ]

When you see me start crying
[ Just hold me and don't say a word ]

When you see me walking
[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ]

When I'm scared
[ Protect me ]

When I lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ]

When I steal your favorite hat
[ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When I tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ]

When I don't answer for a long time
[ Reassure me that everything is okay ]

When I look at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]

When I say that I like you
[ I really do more than you could understand ]

When I grab at your hands
[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ]

When I bump into you
[ Bump into me back and make me laugh ]

When I tell you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When I look at you in your eyes
[ Don't look away until I do ]

When I miss you
[ I'm hurting inside ]

When you break my heart
[ The pain never really goes away ]

When I say it's over
[ I still want you to be mine ]

When I repost this bulletin
[ I want you to read it ]



- Stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything

- When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go, then kiss her

- When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her

- Because 10 yrs. later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00 a.m. on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you

- Tease her and let her tease you back

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick

- Watch her favorite movie with her

- Give her the world

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

- Let her know she's important

- Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

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Thu 01/17/08 04:29 PM
If all men followed a lot of this advice, none would be single.

PATSFAN's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:30 PM
Awww, I need a huglaugh laugh laugh

jtitol's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:30 PM
thank for revealing the secrets

stevex86's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:31 PM
Hey, thats what I do!

carebear2344's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:31 PM
lol Anytime..

ladyblack67's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:31 PM
OK, NOW I HATE EVERY BF I'VE EVER HAD.:wink:

stevex86's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:32 PM

If all men followed a lot of this advice, none would be single.


Yeah they would. Did you miss the part about when I say its over I still want you to be mine. Thats just all the guts and none of the glory if you know what I mean.

stevex86's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:33 PM

OK, NOW I HATE EVERY BF I'VE EVER HAD.:wink:


Awe, you just need to come to Oklahoma. I could look into those eyes for a long time.

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Thu 01/17/08 04:34 PM

Advice For Men...

Ok, so we all know that men are a little dense when it comes to knowing what to do with us women. Well, here's some tips for the men...

When I text you
[ It's because I'm waiting for you to call me ]

When I walk away from you mad
[ Follow me ]

When I stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ]

When I push you or hit you
[ Grab me and don't let go ]

When I start cussing at you
[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ]

When I'm quiet
[ Ask me what's wrong ]

When I ignore you
[ Give me your attention ]

When I pull away
[ Pull me back ]

When you see me at my worst
[ Tell me I'm beautiful ]

When you see me start crying
[ Just hold me and don't say a word ]

When you see me walking
[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ]

When I'm scared
[ Protect me ]

When I lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ]

When I steal your favorite hat
[ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When I tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ]

When I don't answer for a long time
[ Reassure me that everything is okay ]

When I look at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]

When I say that I like you
[ I really do more than you could understand ]

When I grab at your hands
[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ]

When I bump into you
[ Bump into me back and make me laugh ]

When I tell you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When I look at you in your eyes
[ Don't look away until I do ]

When I miss you
[ I'm hurting inside ]

When you break my heart
[ The pain never really goes away ]

When I say it's over
[ I still want you to be mine ]

When I repost this bulletin
[ I want you to read it ]



- Stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything

- When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go, then kiss her

- When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her

- Because 10 yrs. later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00 a.m. on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you

- Tease her and let her tease you back

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick

- Watch her favorite movie with her

- Give her the world

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

- Let her know she's important

- Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"


Otherwise known as "abusive behavior" in many respects. You will want to find a guy with low self respect and or kinda desperate.

You are expecting a man to "read your mind" and "take your crap" (like cussing at him and he's just suppose to take it)

Good luck! flowerforyou

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Thu 01/17/08 04:34 PM
Ummm... dignity? I don't bend like that. I prefer someone to be straight forward and tell me, "You're a F*** up and I'm walking away."

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Thu 01/17/08 04:35 PM
thats not always true. What if she texts you while shes at work and she cant talk. Then she would be mad if you called her back.

...I therefore condemn this list, lol.

steelangel's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:35 PM
This post is how to lose all sense of masculinity and be a b****.

damnitscloudy's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:35 PM
I'm a hopeless romantic...but women never see that side cause they never give me a chance laugh

carebear2344's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:36 PM
Yeah I know Thats kinda like looking for Mr perfect when there isnt one..I just wanted to share it..We can dream can't we? Lol

TheShadow's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:37 PM
Thats all nice that wehave to do all these things and most I would because i would want to. BUT what do we get in returne?

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Thu 01/17/08 04:37 PM
Men are a little dense because SO MANY women play games. So many say to be 100% honest, when many of them tell little white lies. Just when you do what they want or say to do, they leave you. Men are like puppets. Never doing anything correct. Maybe I'll buy a Harley and start slapping women around. Then telling them they are so special. Mind games. Insecure/power hungry.

Just when your being honest and what they want, then they say your boring. WTF............................................

Softtail70's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:38 PM
flowerforyou flowerforyou Wow...that was awesome
...but where do you find guys like this???? I'd settle
for half of what's on that list....
flowerforyou flowerforyou

carebear2344's photo
Thu 01/17/08 04:38 PM
Im assumin sex in return being a dirty hoe in bed? lol what else could u ask for..laugh

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Thu 01/17/08 04:39 PM

Yeah I know Thats kinda like looking for Mr perfect when there isnt one..I just wanted to share it..We can dream can't we? Lol


Mr. Perfect is all in your mind. Maybe 1 minute he's Mr. Perfect, then the next minute he's a JERK. Its your opinion.

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