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Topic: Tanya's LunchTime Cafe
tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 09:40 AM
~~~~~~Opening Soon~~~~~~ Now Hiring experienced staff. Please stop by for applications and on the spot interviews. Needed for M-W lunchtime. Will be offering a daily specials and full menu of small town items.

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Thu 09/18/08 09:45 AM
I'm a good cook.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 09:46 AM
I'm a good cook. Ok.... can you be here monday thur wednesday around noon?

justwantlove87 Joined Thu 06/05/08 Posts: 810	Thu 09/18/08 09:48 AM
I'm a good cook. Ok.... can you be here monday thur wednesday around noon? is all this for real?

justwantlove87 Joined Thu 06/05/08 Posts: 810	Thu 09/18/08 09:49 AM
I'm a good cook. Ok.... can you be here monday thur wednesday around noon? is all this for real?

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 09:50 AM
I'm a good cook. Ok.... can you be here monday thur wednesday around noon? is all this for real? (pppsssstttttt.... just a thread)

justwantlove87 Joined Thu 06/05/08 Posts: 810	Thu 09/18/08 09:51 AM
I'm a good cook. Ok.... can you be here monday thur wednesday around noon? is all this for real? (pppsssstttttt.... just a thread) you got me excited.... cause i would of loved to try it out.. I am very talented with food

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 09/18/08 09:51 AM
just thought i would add this here..... McDONALDS APPLICATION This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida – and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE? On the job no, on my breaks yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS? Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? Yes – Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 09:53 AM
just thought i would add this here..... McDONALDS APPLICATION This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida – and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE? On the job no, on my breaks yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS? Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? Yes – Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries. thanks for sharing that

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Thu 09/18/08 09:54 AM
I'm a good cook. Ok.... can you be here monday thur wednesday around noon? I can try.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 09:56 AM
I'm a good cook. Ok.... can you be here monday thur wednesday around noon? I can try. Ok.... I would like a tentative weekly specials schedule in two days and a list of inventory ASAP... so we can get this joint up and running!

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 10:09 AM
Ok..... still hiring.... Looking for experienced staff.... 1 hostess 1 waitress possibly a manager.... with great recommendations only!

Muddysneakers77 Joined Thu 08/02/07 Posts: 1530	Thu 09/18/08 10:12 AM
do you need a 'Wallflower?'

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 10:13 AM
do you need a 'Wallflower?' sure babe and you can be the first customer as soon as we have full staff!

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Thu 09/18/08 10:17 AM
Good, I need a job, the place I work at it closing next month

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 10:18 AM
Good, I need a job, the place I work at it closing next month host or wait staff?

Muddysneakers77 Joined Thu 08/02/07 Posts: 1530	Thu 09/18/08 10:18 AM
do you need a 'Wallflower?' sure babe and you can be the first customer as soon as we have full staff! Ill sit in the corner, near the window and drink a nice cup of Earl Grey and make it looker fuller to draw more ppl in.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 10:19 AM
do you need a 'Wallflower?' sure babe and you can be the first customer as soon as we have full staff! Ill sit in the corner, near the window and drink a nice cup of Earl Grey and make it looker fuller to draw more ppl in. Good deal! I haven't seen you around lately... how have you been? slides muddy a steaming cup on the house

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Thu 09/18/08 10:23 AM
Good, I need a job, the place I work at it closing next month host or wait staff? Host

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 09/18/08 10:29 AM
Good, I need a job, the place I work at it closing next month host or wait staff? Host can you been here monday thur wednesday around noon?