Jose Cuervo Holiday Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

that actually sounds good

but yea its funny.. great sense of humor

Funniest recipe Ive ever read.


Sounds like fun, think I might try this.


Thx BG !!!

Oh hell yeah I am going to buy a bottle tomorrow

You are quite welcome, feel free to share this recipe with your friends, should prove to be an interesting time in kitchens all over the world

Good choice of words there, interesting...


Hope everybody's got their digital cameras charged n ready !!!!

Oh yeah

Just not so sure youd wanna eat cookies after having Jose over, might end up praying to the pocelain queen a byt !!!

If ya even make it so far as to mixx it all together !!!


And NOT burn down yer house!!!