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Edited by
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Yes! Very true! He actually existed 15,000 years ago. Unfortunately Aliens destroyed any evidence, but through ultra sonic sounds scientist have picked up messages.
They were really weird noises like farting sounds. Now in order to be a member you must at least be able to fart three times a day. If you can fart 4 times a day you can even become a full pledge member. Now all hail The Fart God! 
(Lighten up and smile today! It is a wonderful day for all religious belief systems or those who belief in nothing. However you wish  )
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Edited by
EarthSprite
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Mon 12/29/08 09:38 AM
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So my question is, what do you get for being able to produce a "40~yard" fart?..
You know, where every step that you take you let one go for 40 yards?? I always thought that my Dad should get something for being able to do that... 
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So my question is, what do you get for being able to produce a "40~yard" fart?.. You know, where every step that you take you let one go for 40 yards?? I always thought that my Dad should get something for being able to do that...
I am laughing so hard I can't breathe
I am sure he would get top seat that is for sure
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When I was in Kindergarden on Father's day we had to make a book for them about our Dad's and what they do...The teacher told my parents that I had a very "interesting" home life because I wrote things like...
My Dad likes to sleep and sleep... My Dad hates dog poop... My Dad can toot a tune while he walks and wants to know who wrote it... He still has this little book and likes to tease me about it to this day...  
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Yes! Very true! He actually existed 15,000 years ago. Unfortunately Aliens destroyed any evidence, but through ultra sonic sounds scientist have picked up messages. They were really weird noises like farting sounds. Now in order to be a member you must at least be able to fart three times a day. If you can fart 4 times a day you can even become a full pledge member. Now all hail The Fart God!
(Lighten up and smile today! It is a wonderful day for all religious belief systems or those who belief in nothing. However you wish )
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When I was in Kindergarden on Father's day we had to make a book for them about our Dad's and what they do...The teacher told my parents that I had a very "interesting" home life because I wrote things like... My Dad likes to sleep and sleep... My Dad hates dog poop... My Dad can toot a tune while he walks and wants to know who wrote it... He still has this little book and likes to tease me about it to this day...
Awww so cute
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Yes! Very true! He actually existed 15,000 years ago. Unfortunately Aliens destroyed any evidence, but through ultra sonic sounds scientist have picked up messages. They were really weird noises like farting sounds. Now in order to be a member you must at least be able to fart three times a day. If you can fart 4 times a day you can even become a full pledge member. Now all hail The Fart God!
(Lighten up and smile today! It is a wonderful day for all religious belief systems or those who belief in nothing. However you wish )
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sorry had to put this one back up to have a good laugh again
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i think he came back as my ex husband. and the ex wonders why I divorced him lol
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i think he came back as my ex husband. and the ex wonders why I divorced him lol
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i think he came back as my ex husband. and the ex wonders why I divorced him lol
don't laugh. he didn't trap YOU in a truck with no way to escape (child safety features aren't good in the situation) 
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i think he came back as my ex husband. and the ex wonders why I divorced him lol
don't laugh. he didn't trap YOU in a truck with no way to escape (child safety features aren't good in the situation)
I am sorry for your abuse with him. I hope you have recovered some and are able to move forward. 
This thread was created to make people laugh. I guess I am the only one enjoying the thread the most, which is typical of me anyway
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Yes! Very true! He actually existed 15,000 years ago. Unfortunately Aliens destroyed any evidence, but through ultra sonic sounds scientist have picked up messages. They were really weird noises like farting sounds. Now in order to be a member you must at least be able to fart three times a day. If you can fart 4 times a day you can even become a full pledge member. Now all hail The Fart God!
(Lighten up and smile today! It is a wonderful day for all religious belief systems or those who belief in nothing. However you wish )
Um, didn't he show up in one of the Disc World books? But he might have been a fairy or imp or something, instead of a god..... |
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i think he came back as my ex husband. and the ex wonders why I divorced him lol
don't laugh. he didn't trap YOU in a truck with no way to escape (child safety features aren't good in the situation)
I am sorry for your abuse with him. I hope you have recovered some and are able to move forward.
This thread was created to make people laugh. I guess I am the only one enjoying the thread the most, which is typical of me anyway
the thought of it makes me crawl into the fetal position and rock myself
there is no therapy to help that !!!!!! 
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Three or four times a day?? Hell, I can do that in 15 minutes!
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Three or four times a day?? Hell, I can do that in 15 minutes! stay away from those beans this god forces you to eat
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Yes! Very true! He actually existed 15,000 years ago. Unfortunately Aliens destroyed any evidence, but through ultra sonic sounds scientist have picked up messages. They were really weird noises like farting sounds. Now in order to be a member you must at least be able to fart three times a day. If you can fart 4 times a day you can even become a full pledge member. Now all hail The Fart God!
(Lighten up and smile today! It is a wonderful day for all religious belief systems or those who belief in nothing. However you wish )
Um, didn't he show up in one of the Disc World books? But he might have been a fairy or imp or something, instead of a god..... what kind of books do you read
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So my question is, what do you get for being able to produce a "40~yard" fart?.. You know, where every step that you take you let one go for 40 yards?? I always thought that my Dad should get something for being able to do that...
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So my question is, what do you get for being able to produce a "40~yard" fart?.. You know, where every step that you take you let one go for 40 yards?? I always thought that my Dad should get something for being able to do that...
Oh wow great picture! Congrats on your new lover boy
I hope it works out
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