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Topic: Looking for a person to have fun with ;)
iLovePusyx's photo
Sat 04/25/09 11:38 PM
Hi my name is Tom Kusterbeck I was born in China. I am 34 years old and I love to watch adult movies.
If anyone is interested please post.

Winx's photo
Sat 04/25/09 11:53 PM
You have a 230 inch **** .laugh

IndnPrncs's photo
Sat 04/25/09 11:57 PM
I'm no mathematician but um at 5'8" with a 230" **** wouldn't you really be vertically compromised? I mean walking would be a real challenge... Do you work or just get rich women so support you until you boink a hole through their cranium by which they would be dead and you'd need another sugar momma? Just askin'... bigsmile

MirrorMirror's photo
Sat 04/25/09 11:59 PM
Edited by MirrorMirror on Sun 04/26/09 12:00 AM
smitten Sounds good.drool



biggrin I have a 230 inch vaginal canalbiggrin

no photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:00 AM
Edited by Gypsy41 on Sun 04/26/09 12:07 AM
Oh my!!!! noway

IndnPrncs's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:00 AM

smitten Sounds good.drool



biggrin I have a 240 inch vaginal canalbiggrin


you made me choke f'er.... oh damn that's what she said... laugh laugh laugh

74Drew's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:03 AM
Edited by 74Drew on Sun 04/26/09 12:05 AM
he's from china. they use the metric system. it's really 230 mm.
he got the conversion wrong.

i just did the math and that would still be pretty impressive. damnit, even my dis didn't work.


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no photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:04 AM
laugh laugh


OH my....this is interesting rofl

Winx's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:05 AM

You dumb little f@gs get a life. haha
I'm a 20 year old college student hahahahhaha
No lifes go get a guy in real life


How did you know I was a fag?laugh


IndnPrncs's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:05 AM

he's from china. they use the metric system. it's really 230 mm.
he got the conversion wrong.

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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Damn Drew always the voice of reason.. Why didn't I think of that... And Beach who's smart as heck didn't either.... WE beeth offeth tonighteth...

74Drew's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:07 AM
see my edit above.


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IndnPrncs's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:09 AM

see my edit above.


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dammit I was thinking that as I was typing but I was like "nooooooooooooo Drew has this one"... Ok pal more math before I marry you b/c you need to calculate CARATS!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 04/26/09 12:09 AM


he's from china. they use the metric system. it's really 230 mm.
he got the conversion wrong.

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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Damn Drew always the voice of reason.. Why didn't I think of that... And Beach who's smart as heck didn't either.... WE beeth offeth tonighteth...


Yeah. There must be some Spinal-Tappish stuff goin' on as far as measurements go on that part. laugh

74Drew's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:11 AM
Edited by 74Drew on Sun 04/26/09 12:12 AM
i work i deal with micro meters. that's what i really meant. yeah that's it. 230 micro meters. that's a little less than an inch. sounds about right.
that sounds wrong too. damnit. epic fail on my part.


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IndnPrncs's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:14 AM
yeahhhhhhhhhhh so well I wanna hear what the OP has to say besides calling us f@gs.... I don't see the proof in the puddin' the fo in the sho...

74Drew's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:15 AM
i'm not used to measuring things that are visible to the eye.

how about the OP is a liar and likely has a little d!ck.

remember, the bigger that they brag it to be, the littler it really is.


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IndnPrncs's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:17 AM

i'm not used to measuring things that are visible to the eye.

how about the OP is a liar and likely has a little d!ck.

remember, the bigger that they brag it to be, the littler it really is.


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Yes, hun I know that for sure, like short guys usually drive big trucks... laugh laugh laugh

I've heard of the micro-penis.. just sayin' with your micro metering and all... laugh bigsmile

74Drew's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:21 AM
Edited by 74Drew on Sun 04/26/09 12:22 AM
i sorta feel bad for the OP. we called him on his B.S. and i think he ran away to his mommy.
oh well, maybe she's hot. i could use a stern talking to.



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IndnPrncs's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:23 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 04/26/09 12:25 AM

i sorta feel bad for the OP. we called him on his B.S. and i think he ran away to his mommy.
oh well, maybe she's hot. i could use a stern talking to.



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That is sooooo wrong Drew, yet sooooo funny

rofl rofl

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