Topic: to all grandmas/this is funny
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Sun 01/30/11 11:31 AM
someone in yahoo sent me this and i thought i should share

Grandma Still Drives
>>> Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She
>>> writes:

>>> Dear Grand-daughter,
>>> The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
>>> 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker ..
>>>
>>> I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
>>> thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting..
>>>
>>> So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
>>> Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
>>>
>>> I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
>>> thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the
>>> light had changed.
>>>
>>> It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked,
>>> I'd never have noticed.
>>> I found that lots of people love Jesus!
>>>
>>> While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
>>> and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of
>>> God!'
>>>
>>> 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
>>> What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
>>>
>>> Everyone started honking!
>>> I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
>>> loving people.
>>> I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
>>>
>>> There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
>>> yelling something about a sunny beach.
>>>
>>> I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
>>> stuck up in the air.
>>> I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
>>> He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
>>>
>>> Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window
>>> and gave him the good luck sign right back.
>>> My grandson burst out laughing.
>>>
>>> Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
>>>
>>> A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
>>> they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
>>> I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
>>> when I noticed the light had changed.
>>>
>>> So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
>>> through the intersection.
>>> I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
>>> before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
>>> them after all the love we had shared.
>>>
>>> So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
>>> Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord
>>> for such wonderful folks!!

>>> Will write again soon,
>>> Love, Grandma