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someone in yahoo sent me this and i thought i should share
Grandma Still Drives >>> Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She >>> writes: >>> Dear Grand-daughter, >>> The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a >>> 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker .. >>> >>> I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a >>> thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.. >>> >>> So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. >>> Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed. >>> >>> I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in >>> thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the >>> light had changed. >>> >>> It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, >>> I'd never have noticed. >>> I found that lots of people love Jesus! >>> >>> While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, >>> and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of >>> God!' >>> >>> 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!' >>> What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! >>> >>> Everyone started honking! >>> I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those >>> loving people. >>> I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! >>> >>> There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him >>> yelling something about a sunny beach. >>> >>> I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger >>> stuck up in the air. >>> I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. >>> He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. >>> >>> Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window >>> and gave him the good luck sign right back. >>> My grandson burst out laughing. >>> >>> Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!! >>> >>> A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that >>> they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. >>> I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is >>> when I noticed the light had changed. >>> >>> So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on >>> through the intersection. >>> I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection >>> before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave >>> them after all the love we had shared. >>> >>> So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the >>> Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord >>> for such wonderful folks!! >>> Will write again soon, >>> Love, Grandma |
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