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| Topic: Dr. Who Visits Planet Melmac | |
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Once upon a time on planet Melmac, Dodo_David and his friends are sitting together in a nightclub . . .
. . . when a humanoid male wearing a long wool scarf enters. 
One of Dodo’s friends asks, “Who is that?” “I don’t know, but I’ll find out,” replies Dodo. Dodo_David walks up to the humanoid male and introduces himself. DD: “Hello, stranger. I’m Dodo_David. Who are you?” HM: “If you already know my name, then why did you call me Stranger?” DD: “I don’t know your name. What is it?” HM: “What I my traveling companion. I am Who.” DD: “That is what I want to know, but you keep speaking in riddles. You are being ridiculous.” HM: “No, I’m not. Ridiculous is a woman. I am a man, and if you want to know What, then I’ll introduce the two of you.” DD: “What kind of man are you?” HM: “What isn’t a man. He is an animal.” DD: “This is a ridiculous conversation.” HM: “Oh. So you know Ridiculous.” DD: “I am looking at him.” HM: “No, no. Ridiculous is a woman.” DD: “Gee, with that kind of attitude toward women, you must be a bachelor.” HM: “No. I am a Doctor.” DD: “What kind of doctor?” HM: “No, I’m not a veterinarian.” DD: “So, what brings you here?” HM: “He didn’t bring me here. I brought him here.” DD: “Who?” HM: “Yes?” DD: “What planet did you say you were from?” HM: “I am not from What’s planet. I am from Gallifrey.” DD: “You are here because of why?” HM: “No. I am meeting Why later on another planet. I stopped here to try some of your local cuisine.” DD: “So, you are hungry.” HM: “No. Hungry is my cousin back on planet Gallifrey. Now, is there any food here? DD: “We have cats.” HM: “I am allergic to certain breeds of cats.” DD: “You have a food allergy?” HM: “Not really, but if you are suggesting that I eat cat food, then I’ll pass on that.” DD: “Has anyone every called you crazy.” HM: “Oh, you know Anyone, too? How is he?” DD: “How is who?” HM: “No, no. I’m not How. I am Who.” DD: “I think you’re crazy.” HM: “No, Crazy is a woman. I am a man.” DD: “Who is a bachelor.” HM: “No, I am a Doctor.” DD: “Well, you are going to need a doctor if women discover that you are calling them ridiculous and crazy.” HM: “I am not Well.” DD: “You can say that again.” 
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So...Who is in the picture?
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Yeah, that is how I felt as I was dealing with that humanoid male. |
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