Ever heard a woman say she has a thing for a guy in uniform? I’ve got a similar thing, except it’s for baristas. It’s an inexplicable attraction to someone who makes coffee for a living. I think this attraction exists because of a few different reasons: I don’t know how to make a latte, therefore watching a barista fly through my order in a cloud of hissing, bubbling, beeping machines is like watching a samurai at work. I live near a …