Getting over a serious illness, and going through a not so good divorce. No I don't mind you asking at all.

Wanted to pop in and say hi to all my friends. I am still in the middle of trying to get my life settled, and I am so bad at multitasking!

The outside wrapping can be nice, but a sense of humor is a priority for me. I am short so any body over 5'5" seems tall to me.

I just wanted to thank all of those who have befriended me, and thank you for your kind words. These past few days here has brightened my life.

For those whose im's I said no to, I am not being rude. Everytime I hit yes to an im, my pc freezes. I have some major bugs to work out.

I finally went to sleep about 4 in the friggin morning. Now I'm guzzeling coffee like there is no tommorrow. I have managed to open one eye so far!!! Morning all, and afternoon where it applies

Probably the same thing thats wrong with me. I'm nuts. I can't sleep so I'm drinking coffee!!!! That constitutes nutz

Yup. I just had a 26 year old im me, and I was being nice. Then he asked if I liked kissing. FFS I just met the dude!! arghhhhhhhhhh

I used to be before I got so old, I started passing out while I stood leaning against my walker ffs. I don't know why I can't sleep. Maybe because I have recieved some really odd replies on this site. I guess it intrigues me a bit.

I can't believe I am up at 200am in the friggin morning. Any other night owls up?

OMG I spit out my coffee on my monitor when I saw the pic of Clinton and Monica lololololololol

ok.........hitting you repeatedly!! Nice to see someone from home!

You are a doll baby and a hero!!!

Awwwww go on. You are still a baby Angel. The moment you turn 50, you will start craving false teeth. Sits in the park. Bingo.. A good hair coloring system...and start saying things like "In my days"

lololololololol

Thank you so much, and if it is insane as you all say it is, I will feel right at home!

Well I have low blood sugar, and on feb 13th it got so low I was blacking out. I reached for what I though were sugar pills and it was the wrong bottle(I was already muddleheaded} Turned out they were insulin pills. Thats all I remember. I was told I was in a coma, and my sugar was 7 in the life squad. My kidneys shut down, and my heart stopped. I recall several bizzare dreams, and when I woke up I was hooked up to several machines. I hovered between life and death for several days, and underwent 20 dialysis treatments. Although I have memory blackouts, I am almost 100% now. That is why I got the courage to join this group!!

From Middletown here

Thanks. Half a century/ OMG OMG OMG I feel like I should be in a museum. It is true. You are as old as you feel.

Thanks to everyone that welcomed me, and made me laugh!!!