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Sun 05/17/15 01:19 PM
"A guy went to his girlfriend's house and
her Dad gave him a form, as contained
below:
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
(FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING
AND IN BLOCK LETTERS)
I _______________ hereby apply to marry
your
daughter Miss___________
I am _____ years
old
Please answer the following questions
honestly.
1. Are you religious? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO
Do not continue.
Leave my house and don't
look
back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more,
Describe the disadvantages of cheating in
marriage.
_______________ ______________
______________ __
_______________ ______________
______________ __
_______________ ______________ ____
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain
how you can give respect to your father in-
law
and
mother in-law.
_______________ ______________
______________ __
_______________ ______________
______________ __
_______________ ______________ ____
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey I need
money
for my hair-style at the
saloon", what
would be your answer ?
_______________ _ _____ _____________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_______________ ______________
______________ __
_______________ ______________
______________ __
_______________ ______________ ____
5. What does the term 'good husband'
mean to you?
_______________ ______________
______________ __
_______________ ______________ ________
6. Do you
have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No
If No explain why?
_______________ ______________ ____________
7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/
No
If YES for how long?__________
______________
If the time of their marriage is less than
your age,
Explain why you were born out of
wed lock
8. Explain the meaning of''COME HOME
EARLY
"
As used by women (100 words)
_______________ ______________
______________ __
_______________ ______________ ________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a man to sleep outside his house.
_______________ ______________
______________ __
_______________ ______________ ________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is
the
owner
of the kids between father and mother?
_______________ ______________ ____________
Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interviews?
_______________ ______________ _
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?___________ ______
3. When can I interview your mum?
_______________ ______________ 4. When can
I interview your pastor
5.
Please stick your passport size photo
below Which
will be put in newspaper to check if you
have
other
girlfriends.
Sign here: _______________ _
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter
.
Your application will be processed in a
year
time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful
As you are waiting
Please don't
call me
Don't visit me Don't contact my
daughter
, If u do, you will be disqualified.
Leave your details in case I need to ask
you more
questions
:
Postal Address: _______________
______________ _
____
Email: _______________ ______________ _____
Phone: Work: _______________ ______________
_
____
Home:
_______________ ______________ _____
_______________ _______________
BEST WISHES.!!!

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Thu 05/14/15 02:07 PM


The last two letter of alphabets are Y&Z.... Y
stands for the question from a confused mind
but Z gives a meaningful end to the alphabets.
The meaningful end here is the answer to the
question of on confused mind to be conviced
and forget Y but take Z as the most
important... So, my mother told me to always
ask WHY (Y) to have a SAYS (Z)


My last girlfriend used this same argument against me. "Sigh".

Your ex knows how to tell truth..... wink

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Thu 05/14/15 02:05 PM


Why do foreigners avoid chatting with Nigerians?


Because Nigerians are foreigners to everybody else tongue2

Good point jooor!

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Tue 05/12/15 04:11 PM

didn't your mother ever tell you not to ask why..!.. you just have to accept..
that we know best..ok..no..sshh. don't question!.. and it's not just foreigners..lol.. pretty much everybody..why..... I will tell you why..
but first.. give me your Visa account..
.... your bank account numbers...

.... and send me $15,000....
.. do this and I will send you $350,000..
. I know seems too good to be true right... that's why the don't ask "why " rule...

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The last two letter of alphabets are Y&Z.... Y
stands for the question from a confused mind
but Z gives a meaningful end to the alphabets.
The meaningful end here is the answer to the
question of on confused mind to be conviced
and forget Y but take Z as the most
important... So, my mother told me to always
ask WHY (Y) to have a SAYS (Z)

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Tue 05/12/15 04:01 PM
The last two letter of alphabets are Y&Z.... Y
stands for the question from a confused mind
but Z gives a meaningful end to the alphabets.
The meaningful end here is the answer to the
question of on confused mind to be conviced
and forget Y but take Z as the most
important... So, my mother told me to always
ask WHY (Y) to have a SAYS (Z)

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Tue 05/12/15 03:56 PM
Edited by Fortaad on Tue 05/12/15 03:57 PM
The last two letter of alphabets are Y&Z.... Y stands for the question from a confused mind but Z gives a meaningful end to the alphabets. The meaningful end here is the answer to the question of on confused mind to be conviced and forget Y but take Z as the most important... So, my mother told me to always ask WHY (Y) to have a SAYS (Z)

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Tue 05/12/15 03:43 PM
Thanks for the useful observation....

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Tue 05/12/15 03:18 PM
Well, I greet everyone who has contributed to this post. But we are in the world evil lives in saint and saint dwells in evil, whichever way there will always be some Nigerians who doesn't have to be dubious before they can make it in life. But to me connection is very essential and that's exactly why am so curious and furious on how foreigners are avoiding us. My word to seek attention don't really tells what I want... Am here to make connection

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Thu 05/07/15 11:16 PM
Why do foreigners avoid chatting with Nigerians?

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Tue 04/28/15 11:23 PM
It is not how far but how well that's matter... Have hope