Circular service

Welcome to the A.B.C. company,
your call is very important to me.
We know that you are very busy,
that's why you are in the priority queue.
Sorry about the delay,
somebody will be with you right away.
You are now the second in line,
thank you for giving us your time.
Our operator will be with you very soon,
"Good morning, my name is June"
"How Can I assist"
"I have an account query miss"
"I'm sorry sir, that is nothing to do with me"
"I will try to connect you with, miss Mc Fee"
Welcome to the A.B.C. company,
your call is very important to me.
We know that you are very busy,
That's why you are in the priorty queue.

THE WINNING TICKET

The other night I had a dream,
it was as real as it could seem.
In my hand I held the lotto winning ticket,
six million dollars,
that would let me watch a lot of cricket.

Suddenly I had friends by the dozen,
some even said they were my long lost cousin.
The money it just flowed like water,
I even bought a Ferrari for my daughter.
In my jackuzuzi I was having a long hot soak,
When the cat jumped on the bed and I awoke.