When I am angry with someone that has done me wrong it is like my life
is on hold. Seems I think about the wrong and ponder on how to get even.
But when I forgive them it is a burden lifted…I don’t worry about it
anymore…man, what a great feeling…in reality, it is easier to forgive
than not

Love Hurts ... it takes time to heal ...

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air,
and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry,"the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater
followed by drinks.

They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.
She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like
to come to her place for a nightcap ..... and stay for breakfast.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?".

"No," she replies........."



"You just happened to catch my eye."

words from the heart for someone special… Excellent

funny...

A lonely poem…longing for a heart to be held…I raise my glass…I like it

A poem written for my 2nd daughter to commemorate her move from
kindergarten to 1st grade

I left my home
To start school
Meeting new friends
Was really cool

First we colored
Cut and Pasted
On used paper
That’s not wasted

With all the things
I did learn
Moving on
Is my next concern

Kindergarten
I leave behind
It’s off to first
Just watch me shine

Must be the horny toad...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack.
So he says, "Ms.Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy aboat and and go on
a long vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to
borrow.

The frog says $30,000.

The banker asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit
Jagger,
his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that
he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he
has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain
elephant, about half an inch tall! Bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consults with the
manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the
manager and says: "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who
claims to
know you and wants to borrow $30,000,and he wants to use this as
collateral.
"She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"

(Are you ready???)


"The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack,
Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.

nothing like having the inside track...

A house divided will not stand.

True rambill...I don't have that much faith either...goo that wound up
at the zoo

New Testament or Old Testament ???

Daniel, you are right, God wrote and man penned but man did not write
it.

Above all, you must understand that no prophecy of Scripture came about
by the prophet's own interpretation. For prophecy never had its origin
in the will of man, but men spoke from God as they were carried along by
the Holy Spirit.

It is not easy to live by what the Bible says so if you make up your own
rules then it is easier and more people will like that...but it don't
make it right

I attend church in a horse barn on Tuesday nights. We eat fried chicken,
baptize in a horse watering trough, and we don't pass a money plate but
set feed buckets on the alter so if you want to leave an offering you
walk up after the service and throw it in. People show up in Cowboy hats
and boots, some in shorts and T shirts with flip flops, some with dirty
clothes from digging ditches or running gas pipe, base ball caps and
blue jeans. We sit in plastic chairs and worship Jesus Christ. I will
email you our website and you can listen to some of the sermons if you
would like.

As stated in the Bible,
But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with
the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day

If the earth is 6K years old as Mike suggested then that is only 6 days
to God…not a long time…no time to waste

funny

You would do well with romance novels…you should write a book…

hummm...life....very good...