you ok dude?

As far as the asking for help thing, I'm used to doing what's needed by myself and yet, I have no problem helping anyone else. I think it's a matter of childhood carrying over into adulthood.

Look at what you've put here,
don't just skim over it either.
You prevented yourself from getting over her by keeping remnants around (ph #, myspace)
I'm not sure I even want to know about the animal shelter,,,
but now that you've learned or acquired the tools, you can spare yourself the frustration, right?
Guess what, it will most likely happen again.
Use them wisely or others will remember this and blast you for being a whiner the next time around,,,

oh yeah,,,
welcome to the world

Luhk hear missee, naht awl uv us iz cahlij ejukaded n sum uv us evin do hav a cahlij ejukashun butt it duzint meen we r stupid
(notices that stupid is pretty difficult to spell incorrectly)

I know it's a little out of the way here but,,,
did anyone see the wedding performed while skydiving at Burning Man?

I could do that,,,

provided I pack the chutes,,,

Might even be more enjoyable to do it in the dark and never see each other,,, commitment phobe style

I'm thinking it may be less painful to go with little tiny cuts all over, with some meat tenderizer, then thrown into a pod of killer whales,,,

Difficult to have a mass divorce party after a mass suicide,,,

Mrs bad_girl,
I sure do hope these will work as anti-wrath flowers,,,

please don't hurt me

May you enjoy this journey young one,,,
I bid you safe passage...

May each of these represent a minute of time we spend together,,,


thought it was going to be a lot bigger,,, lol

I probably would've tried marshmallows

Funny that, I say jeepers a lot and point to my butt

This really is me,,,
I wish my artist knew what a penis looked like,,,

Yes, I also like the casalemedia site ,,, lol

If you can't find it on the web, your best bet is probably to contact the radio station,,,
Was it a parody?

I'm thinking a lot of people are setting themselves up for ridicule by posting the typical good person post when it complains about how the opposite sex wants wat the poster believes is bad,,,
Now introducing the Good guy/girl post by Kevco
Follow these simple instructions and you may save yourself from running the gauntlet of people making fun of you.
Fill in the blanks between the quotation marks (that's these things " ")
Copy and paste below the line after you have filled out the simple post,,,
Here we go
_____________________________________________________________________

Hello,
My name is " " and I have recently joined the dating scene. I am " " years old or young, depending on how you look at it. I have decided to broaden my horizons in searching for " " with a " " by coming here to Mingle.
I am a kind, compassionate and humorous " " who is looking for that special " " to have " " with. In return, I will remain whine free. I realize that there are others that are better " " than me and others that are not as " " as me and am stating that I know there is a " " for me out there that will enjoy " " with me.
I respect " " and do believe that not all " " are alike or the same or evil or " ". I also want you to know that I have integrity to not stalk you should things not go the way I expect them to. I may act " " at times but someone may find that interesting. I have been known to " " at times but, hey, who hasn't?
In a nutshell, I am making this a binding contract to hold me accountable so as not to make an " " of myself while I am a member here and welcome you to " " me here.
Signed,
" "

_____________________________________________________________________

Good luck to you and happy hunting
P.S. don't copy and paste this part, stop copying above the line


Regards
Y&IM1

put your hand in a bowl of warm water right before you fall asleep?

-snicker-