Well, I have learned a few things from these reality shows
1- Some people will do just about anything to appear on tv
2- In many cases school must have been a total waste of time
3- No matter how sad I might be, it is always comforting to watch total morons swearing every other word, it makes me feel so much better about myself!
4- I am always amazed at just how delusional many 'reality' contestants are
Perhaps the producers hope that they will find some talented people on the shows, I think they are being unrealistic there!

No, I haven't on this site, but have done elsewhere and it was a complete rip-off!
Well, that has been my experiences

I thank God that there is 1 person on here who understands a british sense of humour!!
Well done pkd1220 and thanks!

Dose aneone els hafe problemms speeling wurds korectly?
I sumtimes miss-spell mi wurds butt itss knot aparent, sow eye amm qite lucke their!

I saw black sabbath 3 times with Ozzy and the blizzard of oz tour, and although he amuses me in interviews, he isn't a great singer and was always so pissed he didn't know where he was!
Maybe I'm on my own in thinking the fans deserve better?
If it wasn't for Sharon he would have died years ago
Sorry to be so serious!!!

Which is the least funniest charactor?
Also why does Homer hate Ned so much?

Which is the funnier out of The Office (uk or usa) and Extras!
If you don't appreciate Ricky Gervais's humour this thread ain't for you!!

Krusty has very good lines at times and like most clowns is pathetic!

Sorry to 'rain on your parade' (I am being tactful here) but 'perfect guys and indeed girls are not going to be on a dating site!!!

All reasons stated, but also a cynical optimist, that way when I don't get a date I'm not surprised!!! lol

Which is your fav Simpson character and why?


I'll pick Moe as I think a little like him (alas!)

Still haven't found what I'm looking for! U2

Almost impossible to select one, but anything by Todd Rundgren!
Love is the answer, possibly !!!(This is actually by his band Utopia)

Ronnie Van Zant R.I.P

I have seen Iron Maiden, many years ago and Bruce was very good, also saw him in his previous band Samson, whom I preferred!

There is something a bit strange about her/him/it
I think she might be a hemaphrodite!!!



Although that has no bearing on her/his music (which is all hype)

Lynyrd Skynyrd
Led Zep
Ac/Dc

Speaking of Irishmen and Ireland, why was Jesus born in Bethlehem and not Ireland?


Because the Irish couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!!

Ok well as you're from the states , you may not be aware that at most seaside resorts in Britain they sell rock with the name of the town written through it!
But if you had known this you might have injured yourself laughing???
lol

Man walks into bar and asks for a pint of bitter
The barman slams it down on the counter spilling a third of it
Just as the customer is about to complain a man also standing at the bar says, 'Take no notice of him, he's in a bad mood I've just given him a weeks notice'!
'That's ok', says the customer, 'I got a similar problem, I run a rock factory, and just recently had to let one of my staff go
I don't suppose you know anyone that wants to buy 500 sticks of rock with the word 'bollocks' written through it'?

Or ......

Why is a bad doctor like a ill-tempered person?
They both have no patients!!