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Sun 05/13/07 12:15 AM
I am lucky enough to have friends and my children for the times when I
need emotional support.
I could do with someone to have more adventure and party with.
But would have to go for the great sex as that would keep me in a mellow
mood full time to cope with everything else!

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Wed 05/09/07 11:10 AM
A married man was having an affair with his
secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all
afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his
shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied,
'I'm having an affair with my secretary.

We had sex all afternoon.'


She looked down at his shoes and said: 'Don't dare lie to me!


'You've been
playing golf!'

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Wed 05/09/07 10:39 AM
No coffee here!



What do you drive?

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Wed 05/09/07 10:08 AM
Thanks for the warning Twostep

Sorry to hear about your friend,
life really is to hard to cope with sometimes.

take care.

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Mon 05/07/07 01:34 AM
Good morning all!

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Mon 05/07/07 01:18 AM
Hey


devil happy

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Thu 04/26/07 10:35 AM

Violet
Red
Green
Yellow
Blue
Brown
Grey
Black

Ok that was the quick bit, now do I have to read the rest?

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Wed 04/25/07 10:53 AM
53 going on what the hell happened
and where did the years go!

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Wed 04/25/07 10:50 AM
Very enlightening Davinci,

if I ever go away again, I'll be wised up.

Thank you.

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Wed 04/25/07 10:30 AM
Or maybe avast and firefox huh

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Wed 04/25/07 10:29 AM
Thanks for the advice all,
so it's AGV and Firefox.

Steve you have slightly confused me,
you are the first person I have
seen have trouble with AGV.

I thought you were making housecalls on your computer,
didn't realise it was a program!

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Tue 04/24/07 12:17 PM
This is just the information I need,

Does AVG have the firewalls you need too please anyone?
Can you use it alone like Norton?

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Tue 04/24/07 10:39 AM
Very clever, thanks for the laugh.

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Sun 04/22/07 11:33 PM
A short as possible first meeting, a walk round a busy park and visit to
a cafe in the middle of the day is fine by me on the first date.
When you have contacted someone over the internet I have found it is
always difficult seeing them for the first time.
As to who pays, well the rule now seems to be whoever asked pays.

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Sun 04/22/07 11:15 PM
A J2O before getting ready for work,

where did the weekend go?

Good morning all.....yawn devil

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Sun 04/22/07 11:10 PM
I wouldn't be able to sleep if I looked like that!

laugh devil

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Sun 04/22/07 01:50 PM
I don't mis my ex at all on any level,
I've moved so far away from that time
and am glad to be divorced.

flowerforyou devil

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Sun 04/22/07 01:13 PM
pest

nuisance

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Sun 04/22/07 12:32 PM
Wow that was the longest minute!

But most things need fixing every now and then!

Just glad to see jsh back on line.

happy devil

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Sat 04/21/07 01:59 AM
Glasses can definitely add something to a face.

I wear them, also tried contacts and was fine for
a while, but then just couldn't for some strange
reason.

I'm very intelligent.......laugh

devil

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