Simple.. GWB screwed up, and you are left to pay for it!

Not unless you put it on the line tomorrow!

Cool!....I won't ever knock Soccer players...To each his/her own..

But..If it ain't got a scrimmage line, and some hard knocks...Count me out!!

Hey, my friend...Is that Football...or Soccer??

No pain-No gain...Been there, done that..

Like my T-shirt?

'Scuse me...Yer blockin' the TV..LMAO

Nice to know you are still here, Nancy..

Well, Searchin' seems to be of the view that Saddam was to blame for 911..

I think his hat is a little too tight..

I miss Doc..

But I am practising with the UZI every day..

I may do better next time!LMAO

Your profile reads very well, Jess..My compliments..

Then, Nancy, whoever captures your heart will be the lucky
man..

Some early mornin' lovin'..
Followed by some steak and eggs..

(With me doin' the cookin', of course)

Tiptoe Through the Tulips, by Tiny Tim..

Love poems??
Here's one..
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You, Girl
by Bobby7

My God! Time flies, I'm getting old,
But I've seen miracles unfold!
A baby's birth, an oyster's pearl,
White clouds that look like sails unfurled,
Hot lava a volcano hurled...

And Then There's You, Girl...

I thought love was in my past.
Seldom do I see love last,
And people move around too fast,
But now I know my fate is cast...

For Now There's You, Girl...

I've never met a girl so sweet.
I lay my heart down at your feet.
You've made my life feel so complete
That I can't contemplate retreat...

No, Not From You, Girl.

You make me dizzy with each kiss.
Will my heart beat or will it miss?
I've never really known such bliss,
Or known such peace and joy as this...

'Til I Met You, Girl...

I never thought that life's a race,
So I'll plod along at my own pace.
And dream about your lovely face.
You make my world a special place...

...With Everything You Do, Girl...

A DVD player for camping in the van

John, read this every morning!! It did wonders for me..

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I May Not Be
by Bobby7

I may not be the smartest man that ever walked this Earth.
But, I examine all the facts, to determine what they're worth.

I may not the kind of man that would stand out in the crowd,
But, I'll always stand behind my friends, and, of that, I'm very proud.

I may not be the kind of man to pass each and every test,
But I am the kind of man who will always give his best.

I may not the kind of man you'd want for company,
I'm a rough around the edges, and that's the way I'll always be.

So, if you stop to chat with me; and if I seem uncouth.
Just fire away your questions, and you'll always hear the truth.

I may not be the kind of man you'd like to call your friend,
But, I'm there each time I'm called upon, and I'll be there 'til the end

And if you think I'm not the man that you think I should be,
Well, when I look into a mirror, a nice man's looking back at me.

I may not be a lot of things that you would have me be...
Diversity's the "Spice of Life"...

That's why You're You...and I am me.
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Hey, Kimmie!!

Thank you, Nancy..And, may I say that I enjoy your writes too..You have
the gift!

I like this poem very much, PK..It is well crafted..

Chapeaux!

Little war?? Look at Fanta's post..Count 'em up, then multiply it by, oh
say, 200,000..

Then tell me about your "Little War"

Nice poem..Lucky fella!