Adventure that makes more sense than anything on here thus far


I do not believe we evolved from some type of animal...that has been
disproved anyway but we do evolve in some sense..if we hadn't i think
the human race would be extinct by now.

sorry bout that...not really sure why it matters....all good for a laugh

Railroad Redneck

Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are
all sitting down to lunch.
The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill
myself."

The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll kill
myself."

The redneck says, "Iffin I get another ham hock, I'll kill myself."

The next day, all three men get the same lunches, so they throw
themselves in front of an oncoming train. At the funeral the Chinese
man's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed an egg roll that day."

The Italian guy's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed a slice of pizza
that day."

"Don't look at me," says the redneck's wife. "He done packed his own
vittles."

Know where ya coming from Sage

i have spine problems, arthritis in all my joints, surgery on both
shoulders,carpal tunnel in both hands and now doc tells me i'm
diabetic....i'm only 44 so future looks somewhat bleak.


but i have forums to irritate ppl in so life is good

Once again "historical Facts" comes up? bullcrap it's not fact
unless you were there to prove it to be fact. History books like
everything else has been rewritten and rewritten, more than likely added
to or subtracted from. We know nothing of history to be fact unless we
lived within that time.

Adventure:

How do you know this history is fact? Was this history not written by
man as well? Just as we do not know the bible is fact nor do we know any
of the history written in books
is fact. It's a pointless arguement. We only know what we read and
choose to believe. And i am not saying you're wrong

just making a point

Adventure

there are many different versions of the bible, who knows for sure which
is the true bible or even if any of them are correct...it's a matter of
faith

However i do believe the "king james version" of the new testament is as
close to correct as we'll see, too much of the things written have come
to past as foretold for me not to believe.

once again it's a matter of faith

Keep in mind i'm not telling anyone that they have to believe as I do
but please DO NOT tell me my faith is wrong.

this poem was written some years ago


i fail to see any bigotry in his/her writing

he basicly spoke the truth

why is that being a bigot?

a bigot is a prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions
differing from their own

The Streak

Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the super market
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes
And here he come
Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables
Naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Ethel...Isaid don't look Ethel
It was too late, she'd already been incensed...

Chorus

Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique...


This is your action news reporter once again
And we're here at the gas station
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked
And he just appeared out of the traffic
Come streakin' around the grease rack there
Didn't have nothing on but a smile
I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink
I hollered...Don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers


Chorus

He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He's just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to turn the other cheek
He's always making the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique...


Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there
To get Ethel a snow cone
Here he come right our of the cheap seats
Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court
Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's
Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand
I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already got a free shot
Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team


Here he comes...look...who's that with him?
Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
What do you think you're doing?
You get your clothes on!


Ethel, where you going?
Ethel, you shameless hussy
Say it isn't so Ethel
Ethel..................

Keep in mind you have hackers constantly scanning the internet looking
for misconfigured networks...if u run a firewall and log all traffic u
will see that...back in the day i did same til i realized it wasn't such
a thrill

if you've saved his emails they can still track his ip through his
internet provider

Internet stalking is taken very serious now...turn him in!

This country was founded on the belief in God by our 1st leaders

but free from religous persecution...you're saying we should not have
faith in God? Exactly what would you have us believe in?

exactly Jane

Redykeulous
That is hog wash period


The word of GOD has been taking out of our schools... Ten Commandments
have been taken out of schools. slowly but surely the word of god is
being forced out of the public

absolutely nothing is being forced on any of these kids as far as
religion is concerned...it's a matter of choice but some of us have no
choice
our rights trampled on
pledge of allegiance pushed out of schools

any thing concerning GOD is taking out of schools
that is where god belongs

nobody is telling these kids they have to believe or read any of it

he is not confined to a church

here in Kentucky ball teams are not allowed team prayer. why?

because 1 kid was offended, so everyone suffers. why don't the courts
tell that kid to step aside until prayer meet is over?

that poem was right on the money

slowly but surely the bible is fullfilling itself

Word of advice


Takes more than a few months to truly get to know someone especialy when
there is distance between you. I've seen these long distance
relationships go on for couple years...they meet, get married...divorced
within a year. I'm not putting down long distance relationships by any
means but I hate seeing peoples hearts ripped out.

Best of luck to ya

I was matched up once


just couldn't see myself walking down the isle with the lil
ape.

I only know of 1 that has worked out...usualy the guy is a bum looking
to mooch off the woman...your guy shoulda never allowed you to spend
your money to visit him to begin with...let him visit you in a nice
public area and bring a friend, never can be too cautious, inform family
or friends that you are meeting this person as well. Under no
circumstances should you take any chances with your safety.

i'd take a long haired beauty any day....just my preference tho

Let me rephrase that then.

It is by far the biggest seller and most distributed book in the world
and it comes from GOD...still not sure but i think it may be the oldest
as well


none of those you mentioned means anything to me to begin with

now some of you would want to argue the fact that we don't know
that it comes from GOd

it is a matter of faith