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Sun 07/09/17 09:02 PM

coffee and cream , strawberries and cream and anything creamy matched with with something else ?shades

That's the money shot right there...shades

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Sun 07/09/17 05:31 PM

When they go low, we go high

No...when they go low...just lay back and relax.tongue2

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Sun 07/09/17 05:10 PM
Nipple piercings... ( . )( . )

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Sun 07/09/17 05:04 PM
French fries and gravy.tongue2

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Sun 07/09/17 04:50 PM
Now the rest of the "Pride" is going to demand nothing less from any man that enters their Den...:worried:

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Sun 07/09/17 09:29 AM
Welcome...now go have some fun.tongue2

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Sun 07/09/17 08:57 AM
Well...a needle you say...
I have been called a prick on occasionthink

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Sun 07/09/17 08:48 AM
If the bartender yells "last call"...
It's safe to say darkness can be your friend.think

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Sun 07/09/17 08:23 AM
I thought Ladyboys were women...
"the pickle jar is on the shelf"

now I'm totally confused.sad2

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Sat 07/08/17 06:13 AM

Actually I really liked one time being grabbed....."That's MINE!"

So I get it! :-)

....as long as no one is peeing on anyone's leg

A strange woman pee'd on my leg once...at the beach...then she walked away...damn jellyfish.think

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Sat 07/08/17 05:57 AM

Mirror mirror on the wall .. who has the bluest eyes of all rofl rofl

And what does the mirror on the ceiling say?tongue2

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Fri 07/07/17 08:38 AM
It's like watching porn...and your wife is the pornstar.shades

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Fri 07/07/17 06:56 AM




You need to saturate her with alcohol...or whatever Bill Cosby uses.drinks


Ha ha ha....and prepare yourself to go to JAIL!!!scared frustrated

Stick around...let me mix you a drink.asleep


Ohhh...I had enough from Bill already....not from Cosby...remember the All American Shirt?? I slipped in the oval office...Burrrppppp....noway grumble

:laughing:save that blouse...we can test it for DNA.tongue2

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Fri 07/07/17 06:38 AM


You need to saturate her with alcohol...or whatever Bill Cosby uses.drinks


Ha ha ha....and prepare yourself to go to JAIL!!!scared frustrated

Stick around...let me mix you a drink.asleep

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Fri 07/07/17 06:35 AM

it depends upon the sex

in most cases, I prefer chocolate,,honestly

the satisfaction lasts just as long with no hurt feelings, lies, betrayals, or potential to make children or catch disease



there was ONE person that would always beat the chocolate, but its rare,,,,

Beat the chocolate?...I never harmed a candy bar that didn't deserve it...now cream is another story...can always use a whipping.shades

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Fri 07/07/17 06:22 AM


I just mailed an order for some colored contacts...oh boy!shades

Dam, I just tried on amazon and they said they'd just sold out rant

The early bird catches the iris. winking

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Fri 07/07/17 06:17 AM
I just mailed an order for some colored contacts...oh boy!shades

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Fri 07/07/17 06:15 AM

there are no second chances max capacity is 1 chance if you go for more you need your brains checked that is if you have any

Some women are too hot to leave behind in the first place...ain't that right, Miss Smoky.tongue2

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Fri 07/07/17 05:06 AM
I could cover her in Nutella first...tongue2

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Wed 07/05/17 07:02 PM
It may fulfill a fetish for some.

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