Community > Posts By > Maxsterx

 
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Wed 10/11/17 03:20 AM
Bartender says.... that'll be $6.50

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Tue 10/10/17 05:42 PM
Everyone that owes me money...shades

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Tue 10/10/17 01:06 PM

softest porn ever ... :angel: but at least an education of sorts for those who know only the missionary position :wink:

My chihuahuas knew how to party...drinks

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Tue 10/10/17 01:04 PM

Have a laugh with me... :)

Well, you gave me a laugh :-)
From your profile, so heartwarming:
"... its been over a year since my last lay..."

Now I want potato chips...sad2

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Tue 10/10/17 01:02 PM
Why is it every time I visit here...
I think of.....
Blistex.whoa

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Tue 10/10/17 06:23 AM
Didn't take him long to realize a more practical solution to his pipe dreams...
"Gasoline powered vehicles for the masses"
Looks like "Wile E. Coyote" ain't the "Super Genius" anymore.waving

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Tue 10/10/17 04:35 AM
So beautifully written...
Can I use this on some women I know?:angel:

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Tue 10/10/17 04:20 AM
Cougars are a myth...Aren't you that guy from MythBusters?
You should know this already.

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Tue 10/10/17 04:17 AM
I seriously doubt I'll see 60...shades

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Tue 10/10/17 04:15 AM
He was a "Momma's Boy" as I recall...how quaint.
The porn versions are better...tongue2

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Tue 10/10/17 04:10 AM

What is your motivation to be on this site? Searching for serious relationship, just looking, just want to find a casual partner, just trying out or what will be other motivations? I'm curious to know.

Look in the mirror, sweetie...tongue2

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Tue 10/10/17 04:06 AM
Well...I don't want her hanging around the house all day like a spider, either...
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Mon 10/09/17 10:55 PM

Master can we see a pic .. 0f your ponytail :wink:

I'll have to dig one up...

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Mon 10/09/17 10:19 PM

I am
Mistaken for an :angel: all the time when really I am a pitchfork tongue2

I always knew you were hot stuff, Blondie

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Mon 10/09/17 10:15 PM

what? i thought you were george clooney :thumbsup:

When I was younger with a ponytail it was Steven Seagal....

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Mon 10/09/17 10:13 PM
I have to stop wearing that red vest.

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Mon 10/09/17 10:11 PM
Are you constantly mistaken for someone else?
You look like someone famous...or someone they know?...
or worse... you look like someone that works here... I get this at Home Depot all the time.whoa

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Mon 10/09/17 09:45 PM
From Uranus...surprised

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Mon 10/09/17 09:35 PM

i am being accused of being one of the fake people here that gets this site going sad2 i dont have to prove myself but then i am just curious why would anyone say i am? so this is sort of a profile rate. i am made of tougher stuff now after a year here. all your opinions are welcome. what should i change i my profile pls? thank you all :angel:

You get my heart going...Miss Scepti.:heart:

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Mon 10/09/17 09:31 PM
They either want to take away your money...or your happiness...
I have neither...sad2

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