I dunno if guys would call it metal but I really dig stuff like Prurient, Sunn O))), Wolf Eyes, Merzbow, Boris and Earth. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

LOL! Only on a dating site can brutal honesty be called 'new tactics.'

Ah, I know that place all too well:/

My thought on being 'friend-zoned' is the sooner, the better. Let's face it: if you were FZed now, you'd probably ALWAYS were gonna be FZed. And no amount of scheming or trickery is going change his/her mind. Just dust yourself off, get back on that bike again and be grateful you haven't wasted anymore time. Be true to yourself and realize you'll meet a million other people down your life's road.

Cliches I know but trust me it's ONLY outlook you can have on unrequited love without going effing bonkers.

This s the part where I greet whomever may be reading this post. Hello!
This next bit is where I try to convince young single ladies to look at my profile and leave me a message without seeming desperate. That part is damn near impossible so I'll tack on a cop out at the end by saying I don't really mind what gender replies. "I just want cool people to chat with." Then I'll prepare for my inbox to be swamped with messages from other fat ugly guys like myself.

Finally, I'll end this post by saying not to take anything I've said seriously. "I'm just playing around. I'm really a nice guy. I'll reply to everyone's message." (Yeah right.)

Perhaps that poster meant that Michael Bay crapfest "The Island"?

Don't Forget:
Pink Flamingoes
Blue Velvet
El Topo
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
Jacob's Ladder
Meet the Feebles
Fredie Got Fingered
The Toxic Avenger
Videodrome
A Clockwork Orange
and so on