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Fri 07/20/07 07:51 AM
What's the best light bulb joke you've got? Here's my fav...



How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to screw it in, one to video tape it, and one to say: Duuuude, that was TOTALLY SICK BRO!!!

laugh

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Thu 07/19/07 03:58 PM
needagoodlaugh is definitely onto something

the problem is that people take themselves (and others) so seriously!

they need to relaxxxx

smokin

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Thu 07/19/07 02:47 PM
You gotta like a Diva every now and then love

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Thu 07/19/07 02:25 PM
Who, Michael Hickenbottom? :wink:

He's nothing to be scared of.

He sure likes to oversell tho. Silly overseller.

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Thu 07/19/07 09:37 AM
Yeah thats just silly. I can't imagine that I'd think twice about sending money to someone I've never met, and certainly wouldn't be asking for it from someone I've never met. Who does that? I mean really, who does that.

On the other hand, can I "borrow" a hundred bucks? bigsmile

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Thu 07/19/07 07:38 AM
The Philadelphia Eagles

E-A-G-L-E-S

EAGLES!!!

bigsmile

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Thu 07/19/07 06:59 AM
The Cincinnati Bengals?

I'm not in law enforcement, so the Bengals are ok with me.

bigsmile bigsmile

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Wed 07/18/07 09:53 PM
I spit in the face
of people
that don't want to be cool!

...Kennedyyyy!




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Wed 07/18/07 07:41 PM
I'm a toddler! sad

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Wed 07/18/07 12:47 PM
I'd buy a new manager for the Phillies

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Wed 07/18/07 11:47 AM
Love is...

...making the babysitter feel better after the threesome. laugh

http://theendofhumor.blogspot.com/ bigsmile

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Wed 07/18/07 10:42 AM
Izzie your cool, but I wouldn't be a self-respecting Eagles fan unless I took this opportunity to announce that

DALLAS SUCKS! :tongue:

How long has it been since they won a playoff game? Oh that's right, 1996.

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Wed 07/18/07 10:37 AM
You got it, class of the NFC. I guess I can throw Arizona on this list since that's where my team is gonna be a the end of the season. bigsmile

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Wed 07/18/07 10:29 AM
But izzie what sexy chin, huh? bigsmile

I'm from Philadelphia, so I'll throw Pennsylvania on in.

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!

bigsmilebigsmilebigsmile

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Wed 07/18/07 10:17 AM
It's another beautiful day in Colorado

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Tue 07/17/07 03:29 PM
happy Hahah! Thanks for recommending that, really funny. It's sad tho how other people hurting themselves is always so funny.

The baby in the carseat!!! laugh laugh laugh
I wonder if he could teach me those moves laugh

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Tue 07/17/07 03:22 PM
1) I'm a gigolo
2) I'm always on the go
3) I'm always surrounded by so many...oh!

bigsmile

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Tue 07/17/07 01:08 PM
John is happily enaged, but his fiancee's sister, Carmen, who is very attractive, has been very flirty and touchy-feely with him, ever since they met. The week of the wedding comes, and John comes home from work one day to find Carmen waiting for him in the kitchen, dressed in skimpy lingerie.

"You know I've wanted you ever since we met" she says, sauntering up to him.

"But when you get married to my sister this weekend, I'll officially be off limits, for good. So lets have some fun before that happens..."

She proceeds to kiss John aggressively, running her hands through his hair, and begins moving them down his body. Just as she begins to unbuckle his belt, John abruptly pushes her away.

"Hold on hold on, I'm sorry," John says, as he scampers back out the front door, visibly flustered.

Once outside, John is suprised to be greeted by a crowd of relatives, who give John a big round of applause upon seeing him. Aunt Mary proudly exclaims "Congratulations Johnny, you passed the test with flying colors!"

The moral of the story: always leave your condoms in the car.

bigsmile

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Tue 07/17/07 12:29 PM
Wow something about Canada that I don't like. Who knew?

I was actually just talking about the tests where they make you walk in a straight line and stuff like that.

As far as the roadside breath test goes, I know that you can refuse that too in Colorado, but I think that you are required by law in some other states.

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Tue 07/17/07 12:16 PM
Good stuff Duffy. I look forward to the next one. I know a few tips myself, here's a really good one...

You are not required by law to take a roadside sobriety test. Their purpose is to document your supposed impairment so that it will be easier to convict you of a DUI. Don't take them.

That doesn’t mean be rude to the cop, just tell them politey that you understand that you aren't legally obligated, and that you decline to do so.

It's not that hard to fail these tests just from being nervous, so don't give yourself a chance to.