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Thu 10/21/10 10:30 AM
Once made a impromptu dildo out of a Bratz doll, a clothes hanger, and roughly a handful of silly putty. ER doctors were amazed and impressed. The youtube video has been taken down due to legal concerns.

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Thu 10/21/10 10:28 AM
French Tickler!

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Thu 10/21/10 10:21 AM
Can you get the clap in your anus???

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Thu 10/21/10 10:20 AM
"Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before" by the Smiths....great song

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Thu 10/21/10 10:14 AM
Anal cream...for her anus...damn this games easy!

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Thu 10/21/10 10:06 AM
Are you asking what kind of dance I'd like from you? I'll go with a laptop dance.

Letterman or Leno

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Thu 10/21/10 10:04 AM
Edited by Nitsua1984 on Thu 10/21/10 10:05 AM
I love getting paid in toys also; although Mrs. Claus's toys are somewhat different from Mr. Claus's..... blushing

Vaginal sculpting model

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Thu 10/21/10 10:00 AM
Vagina cream...for her vagina.

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Thu 10/21/10 10:00 AM
******* Raised Around Thoughtless Superiors

T W I N K

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Thu 10/21/10 09:58 AM
She is the director for the ongoing off-Broadway production of "Mother, Juggs & Speed"

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Thu 10/21/10 09:56 AM
As a result of not paying taxes in America, she was banished to the nether regions of Ontario

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Thu 10/21/10 09:54 AM
Money....I dread getting old

Whipped cream or chocolate syrup

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Thu 10/21/10 09:52 AM
Testicle cream...for my testicles.

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Thu 10/21/10 09:49 AM

my name is Crystal and my favorite thing to do is a face kick in kickboxing


That sounds like fun! Oh, I misread, I thought you said face lick...

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Thu 10/21/10 09:36 AM


Hey I have a better thread topic

"Let's compare social security numbers!"

"What's your full birthday and address?"

"Which way do YOU take to work?"

Don't really care.....lmao....just remember.....I'm packin


You can be packin a bazooka, won't stop someone from ruining your credit. :wink:

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Thu 10/21/10 09:34 AM
My name is Johnny and my favorite sport is push-ups

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Wed 10/20/10 04:59 PM
Montanita by Ratatat

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Wed 10/20/10 04:57 PM
Likes urinating in the rain

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Wed 10/20/10 04:56 PM
No Hats Allowed! They're Stupid.

W W J D ... F

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Wed 10/20/10 04:37 PM
Dick Fitzwell

Aka

Harry Balzogna

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