pink

sick

thanx hun cough cough

my fave hanabal movie i loved hopcins in that one

u have hash and didnt tell me

hehe

ill give you one to BLOW hehe

yes im here sorry i havent bin in much latly i have had alot of work to do cus my boss is on holidays

smoke smoke smoke a joint pass it down the line,
take a toke inhale the smoke an bulw your ****ing mind

i want to give sunny a kiss

no her name is sunrise adomes
has the good chit

wants me an my bong for x-mas

i love that movie

holly wants me under her tree wraped only in a bow

Achmed The Dead Terrorist – Christmas edition – Jingle bombs



Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ***
by the US Military…
[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…

I KILL YOUOUOU!

make a beer bong and love it for the hollidays

i confess that I have my beer bong out anyone want a drink

yes iv deen it im a kid at heart and i thout it was so funny i waced it with my son last week

i like the sex one on mtv

ill shot off u

beerbong