omg, lol, that is soooooooo the story of my life. i was always picked on in school because i was always tall and very thin. my nickname was olive oyle. anyways, i ran into a guy i had had a crush on all through highschool and he asked me out. so i said yes, like a dummy, well he ended up trying to go home with me. i had a key to my moms house, i took him in, told him i forgot something in the car, called the cops on my cell, and yeah, it was just wrong, but it was such a great feeling, getting revenge on this guy who made my highschool years a living hell.

ask if he's got a friend for me, lmao

i love the ones who repeat themselves like 5 times, and all they ever say is ur attractive, want to find a wife in the states, lol

hi zack, welcome and good luck to you. hope you enjoy our crazy little family here

he got u too huh?

too much caffine this morning, makes me more silly than usual, lol

oh u just stop that, you are beautiful and we all love ya to pieces, just don't fall apart

i lost the ugly one, maybe i have a 1/1000 chance of winning this one, lol

and momma, u hushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

children

shhhhhhhh

oh god, don't i wish, lol

stole go carts parts to make his race cars

she used her sex swing to wash her windows

do cat's have pockets?

velma (scooby doo)

he wears clothes with the tags still attached and returns them the next day

johnny depp, denzel washington, sean connery

meg ryan, halle berry, cameron diaz