Another great one T-man!!!

Amen..

But most people wont beleive insomething they can't see.. No Faith..Toooooo bad!!

Read this to lady wench and she said to call it...
TABLE FOR ONE
or PALATABLE
or HEALTHY DIET..

H*ll no!!! that's you pickin' me up!!

nicely done

very nice!!

GOTTA LOVE LITTLE BOYS


Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day,

picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy,

'Son, how old are you?' Eight,' the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me.

They're for him. He's my brother. He's four.

We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike.
Right now,
he can't do either one.'

Wil have to add that one to the list!!

Nicely done!!!

well done sir..

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines. '

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

You can eat all the cake you want, just keep your cotton-pickin' hands off my sausage n gravy !!

Just bumpin' this up because it isGREAT

Great write Vicki...

May HIS love and healing power touch you EarthSprite....

GOD BLESS ALL THAT LOST THERE LIVE AND THERE FAMILIES

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted

to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats,

were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what

would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal!' I told her, 'You don't have to wait

until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house

and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.

Then, I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless

guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward

food or a new house.'

She thought that over for a few moments because she's only 6.

And while her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the

eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and

do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her folks still aren't talking to me.

Well done my friend!!



Flowers for those who have fallen and there families