O, well close your 2 beautiful eyes & open your 3rd eye under a pizza slice (i prefer extra sauce it seems more effective). I know it sounds cheesy but, it is written & untold profound inspiration can come from this

Do some meditation, & looking deep within your self, & then go online to look for your soul mate, & then have some pizza, put a slice of pizza upon your 3rd eye & say abracadabra a few times. It works!

Hey ladies, did you come up with an interesting or funny username? Like Miss Management... Also your profile picture could be funny. This one girl was holding a kitchen knife, & it stuck in my mind. Hopefully your getting some good attention people

Hi, I like nerdy online ladies, & I'm pretending to be drinking coffee but it's actually beer ;)

Following the white rabbit can be appealing.... Red Ridding Hood had a goodie basket, & under her clothing was totally nude. When i see a period @ the end of a sentence; it looks like a nipple ( . )( . ) doesn't it¿ o, lets ditch one of your classes ok? You say something about a test during_ "third period math" well, F the test & shut up about your period Baby! We can study poetry instead, you will always have a calculator in your cellphone so, Let's go down by the river, burn a number & have fun, because these are the good old dayz & for all you know a house could fall from the sky on top of you before you ever get married.. Nice shoes, should I just pull your hair & run? (not to be mean, I think your adorable xox)

Clark is superman & Bruce is Batman but the Joker, what's the Jokers origin story? He has a beautiful girlfriend who calls him Puddin & has a great smile...