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what's the funniest thing you've ever seen? your face. 
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This Doesn't Sound Right
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Duuuudde!!!!!! If you believed even a tenth of what those chicks were handing ya, there's probably a nice blond girl in Smolensk who would love you forever and bear you twenty children for the price of a small tractor, a heart transplant for her father, a Visa to New York, and a good pair of seal skin snow boots, just dying to meet you. i heard smolenstank girls are down for whatever for the low low price of a quarter tank of gas & a pack of cigarettes, so you might wanna check there... just sayin. |
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getting too many messages?
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Attention All Tall People
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So you can experience midgetude, like the rest of us.
Howzit darlin', have missed you :-) hey, ms soufie... lookin beautiful as ever im sure. i've been good. work work work. how in the hell are you? |
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Attention All Tall People
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Oops I forgot you're perfect. *freakin grammar spelling Nazi*
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Topic:
Attention All Tall People
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Considering your taller than me...not sure how I talk down to you. *you're |
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Topic:
Attention All Tall People
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Why must you always talk down to me?
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Topic:
How Long Will You Be There?
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I'll be there til I leave.
What about you? |
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here in the north we're best known for being cooler than a polar bears toenail.
that and santa i guess...
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sometimes i sit down when i pee.
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Topic:
Tit for Tat
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So apparently women don't like shirtless photos of men. Well I'm here to tell you men do in fact like shirtless pics of women, but none of yall do it.
That might be why you're still single, ladies. - Just sayin.
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sometimes i pretend im back in the wild wild west & ridin this hott mare bareback... then as i ride over the horizon & the dust clears i realize i hold the key in my pocket. and no this isn't just any key, but THE key, ya dig?
so there i am. where i'm at with this key, right? and she walks up from the mist... all wet and stuff. then after a moment of silence i discover this key im holding is a perfect fit to her chastity belt. after all is said & done i end up riding her bareback & taking the unlocked belt to the scrap yard & get like $4.20 out of it in bronze. its fun to pretend - the end. |
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Topic:
wheres all the stoners?
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anyone else find it a bit odd dodo watches the disney channel in his free time?
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Topic:
UUUURRRRGgggg!!!
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my solution is for you to stfu & stop complaining about everything all the time.
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Need to know QUICKLY!
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So, I was wondering if anyone knew how to successfully fool an elephant to get on a boat?
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I am not uncomfortable with silences. They can tell you a lot. like what? |
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jingle bells
batman smells robin laid an egg the batmobile lost a wheel and the joker got away... HEY! |
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