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I could go on and on but I will stop

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

I am making a Balsamic Glazed Salmon, with a Italian salad. I am also having another bottle of Bacardi.

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After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.

"What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 5...10...15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.

He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"

The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here every Tuesdays and Thursdays."

Well I have my moments... ;)

Heartbreak's says:

" Hummm, did I leave the stove on?"

If it's hurting you...Tell her that if she does not feel the same about you, then you need some time to get rid of these feelings you have for her. And it would be great if she left you alone for a while.

Don't torture yourself or allow yourself to be tortured.

I'm hung over and I need a drink. Other than that I am great.

How is your day?

Here from the king's mountain view;
Here from the wild dream come true -
Feast like a sultan, I do,
on treasures and flesh, never few.

But I, I would wish it all away
if I, thought I'd, lose you
just one day

The devil and his had me down,
in love with the dark side I'd found.

Dabbling all the way down.
Up to my neck;
Soon to drown

But you,
changed that all for me,
lifted me up, turned me 'round.
So I
I
I
I
I would
I would
I would
Wish this all away

Prayed like a martyr dusk til dawn
Begged like a hooker all night long
Tempted the devil with my song
And got what I wanted all along

But I
and I would
If I could,
then, I would
Wish it away
Wish it away
Wish it all away
Wanna wish it all away
No cross could hold, sway,
or justify kneeling away my center


So if I could I'd wish it all away,
if I thought tomorrow
would take you away.
You're my peace of mind, my home, my center.
I'm just trying to hold on
one more day

Dim my eyes
Dim my eyes

Dim my eyes, if they should
compromise our fulcrum;
Want and need - Divide me then..
I might as well be gone

Shine on forever
Shine on benevolent son

Shine down upon the broken
Shine until the two become one

Shine on forever
Shine on benevolent son

Shine down upon the severed
Shine until the two become one

Divided I'm withering away
Divided I'm withering away

Shine down upon the many
Light our way
Benevolent son

Breathe in union
Breathe in union
Breathe in union
Breathe in union
Breathe in union
So, as one, survive
another day in season.

Silence legion, save your poison,
Silence legion stay out of my way!

I can't imagine anyone at Starbucks corporate, being that stupid. If this were true every news station in the nation would eat them alive.

Seven is the loneliest number you can ever do..Wait, is that right?

Listen, I don't like to get political on the internet. However, that being said I will say thins one thing.

If you believe anything a politician says, then you are just setting yourself up for a HUGE let down. Whether it be Bush, Hill-dog, Obama, or any of the other political scum bags that rot in Washington.

The Libs and the Republicans are destroying this country. Both sides had a huge hand in 911. Bush for ignoring the warning signs( obviously ), and Clinton for crippling our intelligence gathering community in the months and years prior to 911 ( Don't try and argue this point my brother consulted for the NSA during the Clinton years).

Not sure what my point way with all that, which is why I hate politics, but it should be known that the bickering about politicians is just silly. Why defend any of them, they are ALL failing us.

Great list, it should be seen by all men who want ot know how to treat a woman. Don't know about #8 though....Yikes, you should hear my brothers voice. It's like someone took a hammer to his nuts.

Let me see if I can give just a few of the Male version:


1: If you love him tell him, don't leave him wondering all the time.

2: Don't play mind games or over think situations, most of the time they make you seem like you don't trust him.

3: If he is a good boy most of the time, trust him to have a few wild nights out with the boys.

4: Don't hog all the damn covers, just because he is manly doesn't mean he isn't cold.

5: Don't try to understand his relationship with his friends, it is not nearly interesting enough to dissect.

6: If you fighting, don't stoop so low as to compare him with other men in either of your lives ( Father's , ex's, brothers, friends boyfriends ). It just makes him hate that person more.

7: If you trust him, show him that you do. If you don't, break-up with him instead of putting him through hell.

8: Don't mess with him while the game is on, unless it is an emergency or a commercial is on.

9: "What are you thinking about?" is not an emergency...Wait until commercial.

10: He dose not think you are fat, and if he does then he sure as hell isn't going to tell you that...So don't ask.


I don't know guy's do you want to add anything else.

I am completely waisted. Have been for about an hour.

I love this feeling. It is the one right before the room starts to spin.

Anyway, I am going to go drive around an look for groups of school children.

Hello!!

I guess it depends on "what feelings" you want to express.

Such as, a real man will tell show you that he loves you. They should all be able to express it.

Sometimes, like with being sad or hurt or scared. It can be hard to express those things and not feel like a puss.

Most of those other emotions turn to anger...The trick is being able to sort about the difference. It's not far but this is the burden society places on men to be manly.

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Here you go angel...Give that a listen...You might become addicted.