"The problem with going about with an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it" - Terry Pratchett

"I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig." - Alfred Hitchcock

"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson


"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"
- Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin

Hurricane, WV, US

Accident, WV, US

Eastabooga, AL, US

on the inside it says inflate to 20 lbs.

bass and guitar here, playing in a Pittsburgh band.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your wall?

Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Phil


A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve string here". The string goes outside and around the corner, twists himself around and messes up his hair, then walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Aren't you the string that was just in here?". The string replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

...I got nothing, so here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head.

It is the one thing that can be proven without any sort of outside proof. By the simple act of thinking, you can undeniably prove to yourself that 'you' exist in some form. 'I think, therefore I am'.

Descartes had chosen to take nothing in life for granted, without some sort of proof that it truly was as it seemed. As such he needed to have some starting point, a single peice of undeniable solidity from which he could begin to prove the rest of reality.

"The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing" - Socrates

navigating

Outer Limits

But what if I don't like it there?

leveling

Land of the Lost.

I observed a moment of loud, obnoxious swearing when I heard he'd died, and made sure to include all seven of the 'dirty' words.

Here's a handy site for those with too much duct tape

http://www.ducttapefashion.com/

purple wrench for me..hmm

$510 for me, and i've got a new checklist

congrats!

If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.