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Wow this forum moves too fast for me... never going to be able to catch up... hope u are all having fun... and a great nice

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so does the description fit u well...

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom
she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream
guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right
there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few
days later she killed her sister.



Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
(Give this some thought before you answer)





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Answer:

She was hoping that the guy would appear at the
funeral again.


If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This
was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has
the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers
took part in the test and answered the question correctly.



If you didn't answer the question correctly good for you. If you
got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off of my
email list unless that will tick you off, then I'll just be extra nice
to you from now on.

Dr. Phil's Test ... try it.
Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55 -- He did this test on
Oprah -- she got a 38.)
Some people pay a lot of money to find this stuff out. Read on, it's
very interesting! Don't be overly sensitive!

The test is pretty accurate and only takes a few minutes. The person who
sent it placed their score in the subject box.
Please do the same before forwarding to your friends.

Only 10 simple questions, so...... grab a pencil and paper; record your
answers...read your results. When you're finished, forward this to your
friends, and send it to the person who sent it to you.

Make sure to change the subject of the e-mail to read YOUR total.
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1. When do you feel your best?
a) in the morning
b) during the afternoon and early evening
c) late at night

2. You usually walk...
a) fairly fast, with long steps
b) fairly fast, with little steps
c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
d) less fast, head down
e) very slowly

3. When talking to people you...
a) stand with your arms folded
b) have your hands clasped
c) have one or both your hands on your hips
d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with...
a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b) your legs crossed
c) your legs stretched out or straight
d) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with...
a) big appreciative laugh
b) a laugh, but not a loud one
c) a quiet chuckle
d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard, concentrating, and you're interrupted.
You...
a) welcome the break
b) feel extremely irritated
c) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
a) red or orange
b) black
c) yellow or light blue
d) green
e) dark blue or purple
f) white
g) brown or gray

9. In bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep,
you're...
a) stretched out on your back
b) stretched out face down on your stomach
c) on your side, slightly curled
d) with your head on one arm
e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are...
a) falling
b) fighting or struggling
c) searching for something or somebody
d) flying or floating
e) you usually have dreamless sleep
f) your dreams are always pleasant





POINTS:

1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6

2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1

3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6

4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1

5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2

6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2

7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4

8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1

9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1

10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.


OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with
care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and
extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more
like you. However, they don't always trust you, hesitating to become
too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile,
rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick
to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as
bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything
once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy
being in your company because of the excitement you
radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing,
practical, and always interesting; someone who's
constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced to
not let it go to their head. They also see you as kind,
considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and
help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful and
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not
a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's
extremely loyal to friends you do make,
and who expects the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know
you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your
friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that
trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful; a
slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did
something impulsive or in the spur of the moment. They
expect you'll overexamine everything from every angle and then, usually,
decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your
careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and
indecisive. They see you as someone who needs looking after. The see
you as someone who always wants someone else to make the decisions and
who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you
as a worrier who sees problems that don't exist. Some people think
you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

2-4-5

really u can keep ur right foot going clockwise?

I think u may have gone overboard
need a loan?

12. give u a hi-5

One day a father gets off work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display case?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".

The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...one of Ken's Friends.

A man went to the emergency room to have his wedding band cut off his penis.
Acording to the nurse thats attending, the patient's girlfriend found his ring
in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip
the ring on his penis while he was asleep.




I don't know what's worse:

1. Having your girlfriend find out your married
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis
3. Or finding out your penis fits through a wedding ring !

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner... who lives with a female roommate Maria... During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates." About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Momma which read:

Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Momma

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the
bed. "Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver
so you will always remember me."

The grandson smiles weakly and replies; "But grandpa, I really donna lika guns.
Howzabout you leava me you Rolex watch instead?"

Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice, "Shuddup an
lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula
wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple of bambinos."



After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; "Somma day you gonna
comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.

Whadda you gonna
do then ... pointa to you watch and say, "Time's up"?"

Why not...

Lawyers should never ask a question if they aren't prepared for the
answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called
his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big
Disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think
you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will
amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.
Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was
a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.
He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is
one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his
wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know
him."

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both attorneys to approach the bench and, in a very
quiet voice, said, "If either of you f--king idiots asks her if she
knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."

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