We reserve the right to refuse service to assholes like you.




"Hamburger The Motion Picture"

<<<<<<Check it out...Guy smiley from Sesame Street

Dont they just scream E-Harmony?

What if your dope was on fire?

Impossable sir,it's in Johnson's underwear



"The Breakfast Club"

I figured many could relate to the whole "wait for me" scenerio,only to be forgotten in the long run/Thanks for reading guys

It hurts to lose you
I can't make sence of this
the graetest friend I ever knew
now the greatest loss,I so badly miss
The days,they seem forever
I can't go on anymore
I wait for the night to fall upon me
just as I crash to the floor


You never said a word to me
You just begged to be released
maybe just for now,who knows we'll wait and see
There might be a day,I'll once again come your way
but the antisipation and heartache is killing me



The scent of your perfume
still lingers on our bed
and thinking of romantic lines
makes silence feel better instead
Cause I don't believe in looking back
you will move on with your life
I will stay right where I'm at




You never said a word to me
You just begged to be released
maybe just for now,who knows we'll wait and see
There might be a day,I'll once again come your way
but the antisipation and heartache is killing me




And as your image haunts my every move
I wait here in the darkness for my angel to come shining through
I know what it's like to lose everything I have
Knowing your gone,feels just the same

Life's a garden Vic,dig it.


Nice write

glad u liked it

Here I am..armed with a 6 pack and a vision.

Aint nuthin but a chicken chokin,camel smokin,monkey spankin,beer drankin country boy

I like moonshine,pork rinds,big behinds,double wides,trailer parks,country bars,with every beat of my country heart


You will find me at every barbeque,with my carnival wife and some poop on my boots...(twang that geetar solo,J.R)
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I'm spending every dollar and dime on that big girl of mine.I met her on a thursdee on justsayhi.Her profile said she was lookin for a man who could rope her heart and drink as much beer as she can.Her interests alone,were so much like mine..I read it and it almost damn well blew my mind..(and she said)


I ain't nuthin but a tobbaco spittin,porch sittin,titty showin,corn growin work the farm,run the barn..chase the hog,feed the dog kinda country girl


I like skinny guys in muscles shirts,missing teeth and heavy flirts..ones who run the ferris wheels and give me all the awesome deals..Ones I find so very smart can pop balloons and light their farts..win me pics of unicorns or big t-shirts with scenic storms..a man who knows the way to a womans rear is 4 hot dogs and a pitcher of beer.Yeah,I'm just that kind of country girl


I'm gonna rock yer world there mama.

Let me inside your mind
I've got some work to do
I want to look through your eyes
I wanna feel what you do
I wanna know if I'm there
if i'm just a memory
I want to know if you care
I wanna know if you're scared of me


I can't deny,I'm strange
but it should be this way
I'm not a victim of conformity
chained to the american way




You hate many things about me
we'll agree to disagree
cause I'd never change to save us
and you would never change for me
it's often spoken with pride
if only I was more like him
your daydream is not how I find
the rest of my life to begin




I can't deny,you drive me insane
drilling your orders into my brain
well,I'm going crazy,what more can I say
take a look at me baby,it should be this way




cause I'm not into the things
without which you think the world will rot
I feel like I wanna destroy my chances
whether you approve of me or not





I can't deny,the blame is on me
cause I'm not the man you could find and release
Turn away now,cause my mind will not change
I'll only live for myself,it should be this way






The real world champion
_________________________



Erase from my head
all these damaging thoughts
forget what I said
only in contradiction I'm caught
the nightmare plays over
again in my head
I wish you wouldn't haunt me
awake in my bed
The bitterness of losing you
was a war within itself
so long before breaking through
the gates of your hell
you left me to dwell in silence
so cold and unloved
where nothing was thought of me
as the breaking becomes


it's sad you find such pleasure
in making me beg for the end
forgive me if I just dont measure
but I'm the real world champion



Don't wanna know you're alright
and how happy you've become
your smile is still blocking the light
my state of mind is still the darkest one
living life in total damnation
lamented in perdition
delusional and weak from a love starvation
thirsting for a rise above the flames





its sad you find such pleasure
you're just watching me scream for the end
forgive me if I just dont measure
but I'm the real world champion

my response showed up twice....strange

I loved the poem/My favorite verse however was the semper fi part/amazing vicki!

lmao

eminem does dr.suess

I like to drink/I think when I drink/I sink when I drink/Sometimes i think that i sink when I drink in the sink/Do you drink/Do you think when you drink/do you drink from the sink/and when you drink from the sink do you think you'll sink in the sink when you drink in the sink/far be it for me,oh big mouth drunkard/I'm only 3 inches tall,and I drink in the cupboard/I sit and I think and I drink when I think when I sit above the sink that you sink when you drink/but all is fine here with my whiskey and beer,and all my thoughts are clear,my dear/did i call you dear,does that mean im queer..come over here,let me touch your rear just to make things clear..touch-good im not,cause if i was cuz id act on this buzz and things would get hot/like liberace at a starbucks parade.

just make sure you get back to us as soon as your results are in/I have faith that everything will be alright.

Thought I'd climb aboard the bipolar express here,anything to stand up for a friend.




it's your heart,not the lithium we see/and to us you're perfect just the way you are

cheers Vicki/Lurch is a very lucky man to have such a wonderful sister/and we're lucky to have you as well


JT

There could be no higher honor for this fallen hero,than the words you have written.Great job Vicki,Lurch would have been proud. Jason