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Sun 04/29/18 01:28 PM
I tried to re-marry my ex-wife.
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But she figured out I was only after my money.

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Sun 04/29/18 01:25 PM
“You da bomb!”

“No, you da bomb!”

In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument.

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Sun 04/29/18 01:22 PM
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.