I did it! thank you franshade! I'm old lol.

thank you, I'll stop crying now

does anyone knows how can I change my email address on mingle2 account??

Dalton

the old smart dude wants his

THE SMART OLD DUDE AGAIN!
HAVE U SOME

hey1 YOU'RE EVERYWHERE T. TWIN...SEXY! GOOD!

well hello again sexy t. twin!

hola again pedro's boyfriend!

long time no see sexy!

hola pedro's boyfriend!

the smart old dude again!
well have u some

smart old dude


now you have some!

Q: What does a white woman make for dinner?
A: Reservations.

Q: What did the white man do before his blood test?
A: He studied.

There were 3 men working at the top of a high building. One was Japanese, one was Mexican, and the other one was Slovenian. At lunch they went to the edge of the building and the Mexican guy pulled out a taco and he said :
"if I get another taco I am gonna jump off this bulding tomorrow".
The Japanese guy pulled out fried rice and said: "if I get fried rice tomorrow I'm gonna jump off with you". The Slovenian guy pulled out a ham sandwich and said: "if I get another ham sandwich, I'm gonna jump tomorrow with you guys, as well".
The next day the Mexican guy got a taco so he jumped off. The Japanese guy got fried rice so he jumped off. The Polish guy got a ham sandwich so hey jumped off the building.
The next day their wives had a triple funeral and the Mexican guy's wife was crying and she said: "I could have made him a burrito".
The Japanese guy's wife was crying and said: "I could have made him some sushi or ramen".
The Slovenian guy's wife couldn't stop laughing.
The other's asked what was so funny? She stopped for a second and said that he had always made his own lunch.

There were three men, a Mexican, Serbian, and a Russian, on a plane along with a fat woman and 3 parachutes. The plane started going down, and the 3 men grabbed the parachutes.
The Mexican jumped out yelling, "God bless Mexico!"
The Serbian jumped out and screamed, "God bless Serbia!" m
The Russian jumped out yelling, "God bless mother Russia!"
The fat woman jumped out without a parachute and yelled, "God bless whoever I land on!"

A US Border Patrol Agent catched an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence. He pulls him out and says, "Sorry, man, you know the law, you're going back across the border right away."

The Mexican man begs him, "No, no! Senior, I must stay in el America! Porfavor!"
The agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him, and says "OK, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 English words in a sentence."
The Mexican man of course agrees right away.
The agent tells him, "The three words are: green, pink and yellow. Now use them in one sentence
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about two minutes, then says, "Hmmm, OK. The phone, it went green, green, green... I pink it up, and said yellow?

welcome

me too, I like michelob lite.

oh, a mi tambien me gusta eso princesa.