Those are awesome. Thanks Shenadra!

Those are great Ive got a couple more for ya to add to your list.

someone yells hodown and your girlfriend hits teh floor.

Youve ever had to turn your pickup truck around due to bridge height
restrictions.

Youve ever mowed your lawn and found an automobile.

ahh something tells me you like that Matilda. Should I keep
looking?

A boy walks up to his dad and says "Dad Im pretty smart right?"
"Yeah you are. You are very smart."
"Where did I get my brains from?"
"Must be your mother I still have all of mine."

S**t I thought I was a nice guy. oops

ahhh not sure whats in here. Rather enjoying it though. Ok ok hang on I
think I figured it out. Nope nope its not that, reaching in a little
deeper. This might take a few minutes. Ill get back to ya.

This boy is walking down teh street when a guy on a motorcycle pulls up.
"Hey kid you want a ride?"
"No thanks"
He walks a few more feet and the guy pulls up again."Ive got candy for
ya if you go for a ride with me."
"No I dont like to ride"
A few more feet "Hey Ill give you the candy and 10 bucks to go for a
ride with me."
"Dad you bought the Honda you ride the d****d thing."

Did you hear about teh new pms Barbie?



Cowering Ken sold separate

thats hilariuos. I have to send that to a couple of buddies. Thanks.

I like yours better. lol. I heard a version where teh kid takes the dogs
hunting and when he gets back Granpa asks how it was. He says great that
was a lot of fun. Got anymore dogs?

What is that brown spot in a baby's diaper?



Michael Jacksons hand.

thats a good one.

A doctor a lawyer and a biker were in a bar discussing theire sex lives.
The lawyer says " Last night I had sex with my wife 3 times and this
morning she told me that she could never love another man."
The doctor says "I had sex last night 5 times and my wife told me this
morning that I was the only man for her."
The biker just sat there smiling. The doctor asks him how many times
he had sex with his wife. Once he repies.
"What did she have to say to you this morning?"
"Dont stop."

What do Michael Jackson and a grocery bag have in common?



They are both white, made of plastic and dangerous for children to play
with.

Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and acne?



Acne waits till a boy is 13 to come on his face.

A woman is out in her yard when she notices her neighbor sitting in a
lawn chair, drinking a beer, reading the paper while his wife is mowing
the yard. She walks over and says "What is this world coming to? You are
sitting around being lazy while your wife does all the work. I cant
believe you. You should be hung!
He looks at her and asks "Why do you think she is mowing the yard?"

Did you hear about the lesbians building the log cabin?
They arent using studs just tongue and groove.

That dog el hunt