ill be shootin up through nevada, heading for denver tomorrow
HAPPY BIRD DAY

as long as she dont have a penis i am cool with any legal age

thats wrong, there was a discussion on 2 wrongs earlier

For those of you that have not heard of him, or those of you that have, here is one of his better songs.

!!!!!SOME MAY FIND OFFENSIVE!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PDChuYibpY&feature=related

heh,this is about absurd as the truckers talking about a nationwide shutdown. WON'T HAPPEN

not being mean to topic starter

lol

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.

Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."

So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."

The teacher says OK, she can handle it.

The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."

She says yes I know who you are.

Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt."

The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.

She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.

That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.

So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost."

The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem."

Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he'd see your ass before the day was over."

While driving along the back roads of a small town, two JB Hunt drivers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3". They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4" high..."What do you think?" one asked the other. The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. "Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"

shiit I do not have a pot to piss in, but i am the happiest man alive

hehe

that is true, too bad you can't change topic wording

ok i think i may send him a complimentry certificate

ummm they ribbet ?

And since you ordered today, we are going to throw in How Too Back Up The Swift Way

I got JB HUNT driver certificates on sale $2.50 each or 20 for $0.25

I dunno but if the ass talked too him like that, i can see why the ladies play games with him

NOT!!!!
but why do most of you put in there Looking For Prince Charming ? I can not tell you how many times I have chuckled too that. I am not trying to be mean, but wouldn't something original be better ? I ain't looking but it is fun to read some of y'all profiles that state that. Tell me exactly what that statement is suppose too mean. You have a bunch of men on here who probably think "uh-oh I am not tall dark & handsome" so they skip right over and you missed opportunity

i sure could go for some sleep right about now