Nope

No


Lost a game of strip poker?

Hello folks!!! swinging by to wish everyone a happy devils night

needles i hate needles

Hennessy, on the rocks, no ice, it goes down smoother that way.

"The Morning News"

Chamillitary man

[News Reporter]
Fighting broke out over-night between rival factions along the Israeli - Syrian border
Initial reports claim Israeli jet fighters bombed a guerrilla base,
Killing at least 49 soldiers and 13 civilians, damage to the base is said to be heavy
And the Israeli jets are reported to have made it back to their headquarters safely
An 49 year old unidentified man went berserk last night, opening fire with a 12 gauge shotgun...

[Chamillionaire]
Ring the alarm!
Terror alert, victory!
I stay dropping that bombness, Rosie O'Donnel and Donald Trump stay arguing bout nonsense
Would they treat me as good as Hugh Heffner if I had a mansion full of blonde chicks?
If adultery was a felony, then Clinton would be a convict
Put you in the same position and lets see what you'd really do
They tell me that I sold out if I execute the no snitching rule
Sound like it was a good idea, till a murder happen to you
Dumb-stupid, or stupid-dumb, either one you don't have a clue
Voice perfect for CNN but knew Larry King wouldn't hear it through
Bill O'Reily's an idiot, he ain't the only one with an opinion fool
E-mail this to my publicist so the media is gonna hear it too
You get on TV and get at me, then I'm gonna get on the CD and get at you

Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes, just to learn that I pay for classes
Part time hustle really ain't gonna last, so todays forecast is to make more cash
Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth
Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth
Its the morning news

In the strip club ballin', Bill Collecta keep calling
You ain't even tryna pay your bills, he show up and you dogging
White man balling, black man starving, looks like Al Sharpton found another cause to get
involved in
I cant hate to see a black man, and I don't hate to see a black hand
Crawling into that cookie jar cause theres plenty of dough up in that man
When your black and you educated people say "You ain't black man!"
May be black in your appearance but really whiter than Batman
CEO's are like slave masters and most of them don't even know it
Their employees are like slaves, work the bill but don't even own it
Your money right but your credit ain't, then the bank still wont loan it
If you're on top and ain't paying taxes then I hope you're enjoying your moment

Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes, just to learn that I pay for classes
Part time hustle really ain't gonna last, so todays forecast is to make more cash
Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth
Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth
Its the morning news

Hip-hop crunk music, pikey music, slab music, sound like a nursing rhyme
Get a beat and rap to it, ain't speaking with a purpose, I'm gonna call it crap music
Y'all got your boys getting mad, my bad lets get back to it
Cigarettes are still causing cancer, and chronic smoke'll still get you high
In the streets or in the store, know a couple dollars wont get you by
Truth is a Paris Hilton jail cover story could never flop
For that sexy mug-shot I could get a million dollars a pop
Even Michaels in the media, they like to make examples of people just like you
Get involved and I bet the indite you, goto jail and I bet they don't write you
Yea, you ain't got a college degree then they'll say you're not intelligent
And if your class ain't Upper Class, then your opinion is irrelevant

Uncle Sam says to pay your taxes, just to learn that I pay for classes
Part time hustle really ain't gonna last, so todays forecast is to make more cash
Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth
Its the morning news, news news, let em know the truth, truth, truth
Its the morning news

The world is crazy, every day I gotta wake up to this nonsense
Silly rappers think I'm worried about a punch-line
I show more purpose than your whole career in one line
Victory

Artist: Chamillionaire
Song: Morning News
Album: Ultimate Victory

Just on of my fav. songs done by Houston Texas' own Chamillionaire.

Preciate the love homie, blow big for ya boi aight? Peace.

"Mary-Go-Round"

[SPM]

Yo-yo homeboy, pass me dat
Yo, this is the song i wrote for the girl I love.
Her name, Mary Jane

[SPM]

Saggin my ****ies, smoke like a hippy
Smell so good when she get wet and sticky
You lift me, girl you the bomb
Got a nigga blowin like Cheech and Chong
A bong, a blunt, or a paper square
It really don't matter she'll take you there
You been my gal since the age of 13
And Its funny to me, you still make me fiend
You put a spell on me with the green voodoo
You love when my boys come and run us a choo choo
Mary-Jane deep in the game
The way I feel words can't explain
You been true to me, stood by my side
I Wake up and get my mornings first high
Other hoes wonder why they get no love
Cause Mary got a big ol' but, HUH

[CHORUS x2]

Mary-go-round, round and round
Oh let the mary-go-round, pass the sweet

[RASHEED]

If yous a Jane user
Throw your hands in the air with this mutha****in three time user
Producer, wanna cool my future (pass the sweet)
Pass the madusa, I never knews her
Who ya, Who ya think ya are
Ya ****in with a dopehouse shootin star

[LOW G]

Smokin that budda
Drinkin that puda
Booya, another killa from Madulas
I thug in rida chick gets me higher
Theres no needa tryna find a finer hyna
I decya my ***** your fya
People stare as we kiss on the plya

[chorus x2]

Mary-go-round round and round
oh let the mary-go-round
pass the sweet

[SPM]

Now you can do snow or get wet as the rain
Me man I got jane in my brain
Of course I kick doors for white whores
But my wife mary-jane I never get divorced
Cause she be tha only one fit for a playa
The green eyes and the pretty red hair
The hoes sick cause them jelous *****es wanna
Vyla como Juana, Maria-Juana
You was born in Mexico but I took the chance
And brought your ass across to the promise lands
I love to lay you down so soft in my swisha
act like a freak and let all my niggaz hit ya
I got your picture on all my walls
mama caught us kissin wanna call the laws
My family thinks you nothin but trouble
Cant see how you helped me through the struggle

[chorus x2]
Mary-go-round round and round
Oh let the mary-go-round
pass the sweet
[till fade]


Song: Mayr Go Round
Artist: Sout Park Mexican
Label: Dope House Records

In my friends studio laying down some rymes

I know exactly how you feel, yourewelcome

It sure isn't.

Nice eyes

I'm single because I'm at the point in my life where my focus is on other things not a companion. Besides I'm not really at the point in my life where I can satisfy some one elses needs as well as my own. Be it whatever.

I had a friend that couldn't some because of his illness, so everytime he had the craving he ate some candy, like gum, jolleyranchers, stuff like that, that would make'em forget about wanting to smoke, so you can try that

I'm 6 ft. and I've never don't think height is a big issue with some guys. It's just how they feel about themselves.

Yeah, it's the **** folks, and Purp, you can check it out on adultswim.com they have alot of clips and every friday the post new episodes of robot chicken

O.k I have a question for all the poets of Jsh. I need your honest opinions on this is particular subject. Do you think Rap has any relation or similarities to Poetry? This doesn't regard the genre of rap that all they talk about is their, money, cars, shoes, rims, women.

ATTENTION: IF YOUR GONNA POST PLEASE BE INTELLEGENT AND POST A REASON FOR YOUR OPINION, PLZ!!! I KNOW SOME OF YOU THING THAT RAP ISN'T MUSIC, THAT IT'S JUST NOISE YADDA YADDA YADDA..... I RESPECT YOUR FULL OPINIONS BUT JUST DON'T BE OFFENSIVE.

Thanx, yall I apperciate the love.

Good poem homie, thanks for the support

My lips are for you to kiss
My arms for you to fall into
My hands to wipe away tears
My courage to fight away fears
My strenght to carry you when you're weak
My hope when the future seems bleak
My legs to run to your rescue
My happiness when I am next to you
My heart wich you will always have
My companionship through the good, and the bad
My loyalty that I will stay true no matter what they endevour
Our love that will stay true forever.

Da_Absolute_Truth 10/29/07