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Thu 09/26/19 09:36 AM


Life is too important to be taken seriously.

Oscar Wilde

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Thu 09/26/19 09:33 AM




Cooking pork chops and stewing!

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Thu 09/26/19 09:31 AM



Depending which view I have.....from the front it's the eyes and from the back, well there's only one thing to look at. Tush all the way!

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Wed 09/25/19 10:07 PM



My kid ain't fat, he's just short for his weight.

You haven't heard the last of me. I want a suitcase full of money.

I used that ORAL/Annal Tube on the judge and he's in love with me. Chew on that!

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Wed 09/25/19 08:32 PM



Of course I want to proceed. I got all that there stuff you're talking about.

Gonna get me a genuine redneck lawyer like Joe Pesci in that movie.


I'm gonna be rich.

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Wed 09/25/19 07:57 PM


Wait, I purchased your system for my child! Can I sue you if he gets hurt?

I'm sorry for your pain but each system comes with an instruction sheet which clearly states:
DISCLAIMER

The PPRS System is not intended for use on Wives or Small Children.

But we at PPRS understand the human malfunction and if you return the item without wear or damage you are entitled to a prompt apology in writing as long as you sign the accompanied NDA.
Your payment will be applied to the stupid human fund which benefits mice abused by cats.
If you wish to contribute an extra dollar to this fund, please check the box on the reply correspondence card.
Thank you for being gullible.






BUT WAIT, it was a large child. See you in court.noway

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Wed 09/25/19 07:56 PM



NTS:

It's time to crack the whip and I need to buy more ice cream.

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Wed 09/25/19 07:41 PM



Wait, I purchased your system for my child! Can I sue you if he gets hurt?

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Wed 09/25/19 07:39 PM



DA

It's ok, keep talking. I am hard of hearing anyways.

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Wed 09/25/19 03:53 PM



DA

Learn to talk less and listen more.

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Wed 09/25/19 03:47 PM

Hi, I'm 52 yrs old and single. Since March i have been seeing someone off and on. Well, he finally said the thing that destroyed all chances of us ever being together again. I'm looking to just say hi and maybe make some new friends here. Hope to hear from you.


OK am I the only curious one here.......WHAT did he say?


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Wed 09/25/19 03:44 PM



I don't know where you live but here in Canada, it's not an issue. We don't choose our friends or mates according to colour.

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Wed 09/25/19 03:42 PM



I agree with the etiquette of women walking on the inside on a road. This actually saved me from injury once. Although my boyfriend got struck by the drunk driver which wasn't good either but he protected me.

Feminist or not, I still believe in politeness and proper etiquette.

I can only speak for myself and not other women. I only want equality when it comes to equal pay and the same opportunities as men. I still want to be treated like a lady.

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Wed 09/25/19 06:00 AM

thinking that being on mingle right now is a very good start at procrastinatinglaugh


Thinking Eric knows too much. rant

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Wed 09/25/19 05:56 AM



Thinking I have tons to do......must avoid that procrastination bug. It's trying to enter my brain. Oh the struggle continues slaphead

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Tue 09/24/19 07:40 PM







rofl rofl rofl

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Tue 09/24/19 07:39 PM

i'm thinking jbh was easily distractedlaugh


I'm thinking he has no idea just how easy it is! slaphead

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Tue 09/24/19 07:33 PM

now do you get it jbh?laugh


Ya, I get it now. Mine was similar except he was his own beer wench and his cooking was so so.

OH wait, he was also a lousy roommate.......guess it wasn't similar after all. laugh

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Tue 09/24/19 04:47 PM

my last ex? what's for dinner


I don't get it!! slaphead slaphead

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Tue 09/24/19 04:44 PM



Just wanted to say HEY to River. waving waving

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